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Willa Ch. 10: Dirty Laundry

by SZENSEI on Sep 12, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

Freshly showered after an early morning run on the beach Nick Benson prepared to hit the book. He knew Willa was downstairs with baby Grace fixing breakfast. Before locking himself in his office Nick decided it was time to wake the troublemaker. Pounding on Jesse's door he waited until his son creaked open his door in his underwear. Squinting at his dad Nic...

The Cost of a Debt Ch. 08

by funrunner on Sep 12, 2017
BDSM

Thank you to everyone for their suggestions and ideas. Please continue to send feedback. ************************************************ Alex sat at her desk staring at the screen to her laptop computer. Brian had called her to tell her to call in sick to work and that he had a weekend adventure in store for her. Alex obediently called in to the Physics d...

Just Give Me One Good Excuse

by MrRobbur on Sep 14, 2017
Loving Wives

This story is not real. That means I made it up. No characters are real, I made them up also. I want to thank my mystery editor for all his fine work as usual! No words were hurt in the writing of this story. Enjoy my short story and always practice safe sex. * All the way from the plane ride, to the airport, to the taxi, to home I had a strange feeling....

Trying Hard to Get Caught

by friscoflyer on Sep 14, 2017
Mature

I've often wanted to write about an incident in my life that at times is disturbing to me and at times is very erotic. The disturbing part comes from the fact that as a man, I allowed myself to become aroused in the presence of an unsuspecting and perhaps unwilling woman, without any consideration of her feelings. In my mind, I was crazy with lust for her bu...

One Vacuum Cleaner Salesman

by Rigid1 on Oct 24, 2018
Loving Wives

I gave the guy credit. At least he had a job. I had worked my share of dead end jobs early on as well, so I knew what he was going through. But door to door vacuum sales was never one I had tried. I came close to closing the door the minute I detected his angle, but something about his approach made me listen. He explained that his company was doing a Nati...

Dreamweavers Ch. 02

by roan barrow II on Sep 1, 2017
Group Sex

Ch. 02: Charley's Chalet "Hello. This is DreamWeavers. 'Tell us your dream; we'll make someone cream!' Stephanie at your service." "Yeah, hi. I want to get gangbanged! How much will that cost?" "You're over 18, right? You've got to be over 18!" "Yeah, yeah. Fucking 37! Divorced. I don't want romance. Just want to get fucked--not fucked over!" "Well, I n...

Women's Sexual Confessions: Paula

by PositiveThinker on Sep 16, 2017
Interracial Love

A group of men and women sit around talking candidly about their sex lives. Hi, I'm Paul, the host of this party. Welcome. Come in. Thanks for stopping by to read my story. We were all sitting around the big screen, plasma TV watching the Super Bowl one year. I had invited all of my best buddies to watch the game with me. There were 21 of us guys, includin...

Appliance Desires

by Worker11811 on Aug 17, 2017
Fetish

I take you into my bathroom and undress you to give you a hot bath; a really hot bath; almost too hot. Just as hot as you can tolerate. A hot bath relaxes your muscles, stimulates your skin and opens your pores. I use a lamb's wool sponge and organic, peppermint soap. The organic oil in the soap is a good moisturizer. The lamb's wool makes the soap get real...

The Telescope

by nawteeh1 on Aug 21, 2018
Fetish

The rain had stopped, but the cab's wipers still slapped in time on the glass. "That'll be eight fifty," the cabbie told her with a smile. Lucy fished a twenty out of her purse, "Keep the change, you earned it." He nodded and watched as she opened the door and got out, thinking how she got in the cab, looking like she had just been stung by a bee and it hurt...

Innocent Flirting in the 1950s

by Jewel_Bell on Mar 6, 2018
Loving Wives

Suzy was vacuuming again. She didn't like to vacuum, and she didn't need to vacuum, but there she was pushing this loud heavy bag along her already spotless carpet as the cord tangled around furniture and her ankles. Almost tripping broke her out of her glassy-eyed reverie. She swore the way you'd expect from a tattooed sailor, not a well brought up woman in...