Once upon a time, far, far away there was a land called, Farfarawayland. Farfarawayland was ruled by the good and benevolent King Rudolph with advice from his faithful servant, Bigkok, the Royal Wizard. The King had a daughter, Princess Elana, who was the most beautiful girl in the Kingdom. Her skin was like alabaster, her full lips like ripe cherries and ti...
Dorothy knew if she were ever to get Auntie Ems Farm Kansas back, she would have to see the Wizard Obama. Her friend Mattie Lyon said, "Dorothy, Oz Land is in Washington DC and I know the wizard lives in a big white house behind a big fence, you'll never get in to see him." "That's OK, if I can get him to play me a little B-ball one on one I'll wipe the co...
The Wizard had defeated the Amazons with his army of Minotaurs. The captured Amazon Queen and her remaining warriors, were brought to the Wizard's palace. The Wizard was going to make an example of the Queen, in front of her warriors, but he was not going to kill her. What he intended was something perverse, and she might consider it a fate worse than death...
So tonight is the night. Our sorority is having it's 5th annual costume Halloween party. I have decided to go as Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz. We spent all day decorating and getting snacks ready for the bash. We have a bar with an assortment of drinks. Our special tonight is a cocktail we call witch's brew. For snacks we have an array of devilish delicacie...
THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN Remember that scene in the "The Wizard of Oz" movie, when the Wizard is revealed as a man working special effects from behind a curtain? Remember the Wizard, frantically flipping levers and speaking into a microphone exhorts Dorothy and her friends to "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain"? And, of course, they all immed...
A little fluff piece for Halloween. No sex, but enjoy anyway. ***** "Hey kids, grab a handful of sweets, and I'll tell you the story of how this house is haunted, okay?" The five looked at me with various levels of scorn and cynicism. "Your house ain't haunted!" averred one bright little chap, who seemed to perfectly fit the profile of a youngster in tra...
"Please, Master Oringel, you've got to help me! It's the chamberlain, he's going to kill me!" I guess I should have known better than to ask a wizard for help, but all those time I'd seen him down in the servant's quarters, drinking with the rest of us late into the evening, he never seemed all that different than anyone else. Some claimed he was rather fri...
Once upon a time, there was young man called Jack. Jack lived with his mother in a small cottage and both he and his mother were very poor. Unfortunately, not only were they poor, but Jack's mother was very bossy and rude to him. Jack didn't like the fact that his mother was very bossy and rude, but she was his mother, and she owned the owned the cottage an...
Chanceleord went to the Council Hall of Cromilil to gather with whoever, amongst the leading councillors officers and merchants of the city, was brave enough to take leadership for a city which seemed doomed to whatever fate Guthelm of Grumandria or Charlerion of Pelancir had in store for it. They knew not who the leader of this fleet was. Only that the flee...
Melanie sighed as the light came on and the chime sounded. She'd signed on for this duty. She'd even volunteered. But it did get tedious. Standing up, sliding a bookmark into her novel, Melanie waited for the chamber to open. A month ago, she'd been a lieutenant in the Black Navy, defending the planet against off world invaders. The war had been over for fi...