They say that some people are destined for great things, but they never say how. For me I stumbled upon greatness by the most unconventional of ways, lightning. Lightning, you may be asking yourself. Yes lightning, it may seem strange, but a strike of lightning to my body changed my whole life. To make a long story short I was trying to change a flat tire...
Fucked up fuck parody series alert WARNING : The most offensive and depraved fuck parody series ever written... Read at your own risk... If you're not offended then you're one of my fans motherfucker... I approved this fucking message... Read on motherfuckers... This series replaces the White Trash For Life series... Pussy + Moonshine = Life... FUCK YEA...
The December 26th 2005 edition of Monday night RAW hadn't gone as well as a certain brunette thought it would, but she knew in her heart that she could still make it right. After the kiss her prey had ran off so she had been unable to complete her plan to its entirety. She knew that after that kiss her blonde target would be emotionally vulnerable and ripe f...
WE FUCK... ITS WHAT WE DO!... "Honey... snookums... why exactly is there a giant monster truck in the driveway? Hmmm?" "That's just James' new monster truck. Eat some cereal." "James' new monster truck? My son... who I love by the way... bought another monster truck?" Yes. He wrecked the last one. You remember. Now eat." "Honey bun... I DON'T WANT TO E...
WWE smackdown diva Jillian Hall was hesitant to knock on the hotel room door. Melina was not a patient woman, and normally Jillian would never keep her owner waiting, but something had seemed a little off about the call she had received from the woman who had tamed her. Melina had been puffing and panting the entire time, and although it wasn't unusual for...
"Hey watch where you're going!" "Oh I'm sorry, I didn't see you there!" said Mickie before staring at the woman she just bumped into and said, "Oh my God, your Lita! I'm like totally a big fan of yours! You used to be so great... what happened?" "Oh ha, ha, ha, you're very funny." said Lita, looking the girl up and down, "Mickie, isn't it?" "That's right,...
Fuck Parody Episode 01 : Finding James "Where do we find this fucking guy?" "I have a source that said, check out this bar... so... let's try here." "Whatever... I mean, what's so great about this guy? We're jumping through hoops for this guy... he better be worth it. He's a pervert and an ex con... why in the hell do the higher ups wanna do this? There'...
My mother Oprah Winfrey... I'm adopted... my wife Kelly (Kelly Madison)... another wife, mixed pornstar Tyra Moore... another wife Kim Kardashian... my aunt Tracee Ellis Ross. All lined up, side by side, nude, on all fours. Cameras rolling. On the set of my newest porno, BIG TIME SLUTS #42. I make movies... moving on. The giant beer enema bag is brought on...
This is day one of your journey to being the best WWE Superstar has ever witnessed. You get to control what happens to you, some might be good paths to take, others you should avoid but that is all up to you. Your name is Michael Fischer and this is the beginning of your path. Before any of the fun starts, you stand at five feet & eight inches, weigh app...
WARNING: OFFENSIVE TWISTED PERVERTED FUCKED UP HILLBILLY FUN AND FUCKIN'... IT AIN'T REAL... BUT IT SURE AS HELL IS FREAKY BANJO MUSIC PLAYING OUR LOG CABIN IN THE WOODS... OUR BACK PORCH... Howdy... I'm horny as fuck... I'm also James. This is the perverted ass story of my fucked up, freaky ass family. We love each other... we fuck each other... and we...