This is a sleazetastic freaky fuckfest sex parody... It ain't real This is my new series about the sleazy life... It's porn, drugs, sex and pimpin'... It's good clean wholesome fun... My way... I use real life celebrities and TV show and movie characters... My girlfriend Penny is Penny from The Big Bang Theory... My family will be gradually introduced in th...
WARNING: OFFENSIVE TWISTED PERVERTED FUCKED UP HILLBILLY FUN AND FUCKIN'... IT AIN'T REAL... BUT IT SURE AS HELL IS FREAKY BANJO MUSIC PLAYING OUR LOG CABIN IN THE WOODS... OUR BACK PORCH... Howdy... I'm horny as fuck... I'm also James. This is the perverted ass story of my fucked up, freaky ass family. We love each other... we fuck each other... and we...
SEX FICTION... NOT REAL I was sitting in the WWE Headquarters office of the one and only Stephanie McMahon. She and I know each other very well. We used to go out. We've shared some fun memories over the years. Stephanie walked in and greeted me, hugging me, kissing me on the cheek. "James... long time no see. How have you been dear?" "Great. You're looki...
Before I tell you my tales of running through some of the most beautiful female wrestlers on the independent scene, a little background on me. I won't tell you my real name, and in this series, I will refer to myself (and the women) by their ring names. I wrestled under the name Rocky Bigg. I say "wrestled" because a back injury forced me to retire at age tw...
My name is William, Bill or Will to my friends, and I'm just a normal guy. Really, I am. I'm not the good-looking heartthrob the high school girls drooled over nor do I have any unusual athletic abilities that would place me in the same category. However, don't write me off completely. I'm not bad looking. Maybe a little above average but average is definite...
FAWC 2 :The Golden Ring (Author's note: (This story is a submission to the second Friendly Anonymous Writing Challenge (FAWC). The true author of this story is kept anonymous, but will be revealed on August 16th, 2013, in the comments section following this story. Each story in this challenge is centered around a random determination of four "mystery ingred...
Editor’s Note: I’m not from New York City, nor have I ever been there, so if my driving scheme seems impossible, just bare with it please. When we last spoke, we were just exiting April of 2002 and entering May of 2002. I have some “Get-Togethers” that occurred in May and June of 2002 to speak of later on, 3 to be exact, but I actually wanted to derail thos...
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. I do not know or own Maryse or Becky Lynch or any other former or current WWE women. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. Author's note: This is a sequel series to Maryse's Love Of Fat Ass. ***** "What a disgrace." Maryse grimaced at the sight of Becky Lynch of all people holding up both women's ti...
It may be necessary to read the previous story of this series (Helping The WWE Divas) in order to understand this. Not imperative though. Enjoy. ************************** Kyle's world was a blur as he opened his eyes slowly, allowing them to adjust to the early morning sunlight shining on from somewhere to his right. He heard whispers from the corner of t...
Same warnings and disclaimers. You will have a laugh or two also. ***** CH 7 ***** Again, the call came from Taker. This time Jan was going to be gone at least a week or more. She was going to meet him somewhere out west. She was told to bring some jeans and t-shirts along with some good shoes for walking. The jeans and t-shirts she could understand but wa...