When I was a young(er) man, I wanted to earn some extra cash by selling my sperm to a local sperm bank. I figured that the sperm of a blond, blue-eyed Viking would sell like hot cakes and find its way into countless wombs and eggs all over the world. I went a couple of times to make a deposit. My college campus was in the old town as was the sperm bank, so...
Travelers Aid, In the 50's when air travel was in its infancy, most Americans traveled by train, or bus, even more than traveled by automobile as the interstate highway system was years away from being completed. Servicemen, Army, Navy, Air Force and Marines utilized the trains and buses almost exclusively, as the railroads and bus companies extended conside...
"Miss Saunders!" I snapped out of my daydream to Dr. Morrell standing over me and the rest of the class giggling. I blushed and hoped that Dr. Morrell didn't know I had been thinking of him, again. "Miss Saunders, I just asked the class what major event started WWII. Would you like to enlighten us?" Dr. Morrell asked. "Germany invaded Poland," I answere...
Introduction: "Capnolognia" (smoking fetishism) is delved into from a personal perspective. Sexual hi-jinks and out-of-control fantasies abound as you are guided through the mind of a fastidious fetishist. And so, dear reader; if smoking is not a "thing" for you—either in a sexually dynamic sense, or in any other sense—then I'd suggest you move on to some...
Life changed for me, fairly quick. One moment I was married, trying to have children and the next my wife was leaving me. She didn't want to adopt, didn't want a man's sperm in her that wasn't that of her husband. Three months later my cell phone buzzed. It was a Utica, NY number that wasn't familiar. I knew one number from that area; had it memorized, even...
Hollywood has screwed up sex on film. Honestly. I have a hard time watching it without rolling my eyes, laughing (not in a good way), or being disgusted and wanting to turn it off. And this is from someone who loves the concept of sex on film- on paper. Sex is such a vital part of life, and I hate it when movies ignore it, because no matter the situation, s...
Sometimes I think my parents should have named me Eykan, rather than Eukan. Since I was old enough to get an erection, I have masturbated one or more times a day, three hundred sixty-five days a year. I don't know how much semen I have spilled, but I'm sure that were every sperm in it had impregnated a woman, the earth would not be big enough to hold all of...
My family and I live in a nice little three bedroom house, built during our town's post-WWII housing boom. Long before Karen and I bought it the basement was finished off as a separate apartment, so we rent it out. If you've ever owned a rental property you already know that it's bad enough to have a deadbeat tenant at all, much less one living right under...
“Did you know”, said he, “that during WWII in Britain, an orange was considered a great luxury?” She mumbled the barest of replies and he wondered if he had finally begun to bore himself as well as she. He put down his book, British Wartime Necessities, and pondered a moment. There they were, both sitting up in bed, he with a book and she with a magazine...
I never thought it would end up like this... Seeing her crawling, up from the foot of the bed toward me, that look of hunger and anticipation in her eyes, like a well too deep to see the bottom, was something that rendered me speechless. It's dim in the room, and I sense, her rather than see, her dip her head slightly to run her bottom lip over the tip of...