Humor & Satire
She bypassed the Humper-Sex-R Sleep System Queen set, at $1,500, didn't even try the Humper-Sex-S Sleep System at $1,700 or the Humper-Sex-T Sleep System at $2,000. She tried the Humper-Sex-U Sleep System at $2,600 and didn't like it and the Humper-Sex-V Sleep System at $2,900 and kind of liked that. It wasn't until he showed her the pillow top Humper-Sex-W...
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How To
You know the story by now: Your girlfriend or wife just happens to be cleaning your den or one of your private rooms and she "accidentally" finds your hidden stash of X-rated movies. Of course, she gets all pissed off and belligerent and tells you to get rid of all your beloved porno videos. Sometimes she even gives you an ultimatum: "Either the videos go or...
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by
tm1863
on Sep 16, 2017
Romance
As so many of the great changes in our life do, Jennifer's "awakening" began simply enough. It began at book club. Most women are familiar with book club-basically an excuse to get together with the girls to chitchat on a weekly basis, and hers was no different. This week she had actually read the book. Out of boredom though more so than for the enjoyment, a...
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by
SusanJillParker
on Oct 31, 2017
Erotic Horror
As if your vote is my applause, please vote. This is a Halloween Contest story. Please vote.
There are no characters under the age of 18-years-old in this story.
Author's Note: Even though this an erotic, sexual horror, Halloween story, the story doesn't show the erotic, sexual horror until the end of the story. Instead, the story begins with an R rated, l...
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by
walterio
on Sep 13, 2017
Group Sex
PRELUDE
Barbara and Susie stood in the back of the theatre and let their eyes adjust to the darkness. It was difficult to see anything except the images on the movie screen which showed a pretty blonde sucking a huge cock. The two mid 30 year old women held hands as they watched the porn actress give a great blow job. Once their eyes adjusted they could see...
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by
LIVINRFANTASIES
on Sep 12, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur
Some of this may seem confusing. I started with an introduction, then added more introductions to the introduction which became the new introduction to the original introduction.??????
WARNING-DIRTY MOUTH AHEAD...! After many stories and requests for details I now write like a filthy X-rated story teller.
When I first started these stories I never intende...
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by
Latina
on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas
Erotic Adventures of Sexy British Super-Spy Jane Bond
The judge couldn't contain herself any longer. As she watched Brad and Wendy fucking like crazed, horny animals on the prosecutor's table top, Judge McCracken raised the hem of her judicial robe, answering the age-old question about what judges wear underneath. At least in her case, the answer was "nothi...
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by
big9_11104
on Sep 14, 2017
Reviews & Essays
If you are like me, you agree that the hottest porn involves a petite tight-cunted Asian woman taking on multiple big cocked Black men: The extremes between the 2 sexes, not to mention the stereotypes, are too much to deny. Unfortunately, there is not a wealth of Asian-Black action in the porno video world. To help you along in pursuing this fetish, I offer...
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by
erectus123
on Sep 12, 2017
Humor & Satire
Perhaps some of you may recall that I had extended an invitation for a friend to come and visit so we might bury the hatchet. Little did I know the learned man's time was short!
I sent him a round trip ticket from his mountain retreat to Los Angeles. He called to say he would meet me at the airport. I prepared myself with a signboard cut from the side of a...
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by
CRWestminster
on Sep 19, 2017
Erotic Couplings
Sandy and I were a new couple, having been dating less than a year, but already I could tell we were well-suited for each other. She had many of the same sexual thoughts and fantasies that I found stimulating, and was not shy about sharing them. We spent much of our time alone together exchanging fantasies and sharing each other's stories of past escapades w...
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