Humor & Satire
(Author's note: This first installment is weighted more toward humor than erotica -- if you're looking for hardcore fucking right away, check out some of my other stories instead.)
Chapter 1. Marcus' Personal Ad
Mountain Man seeks SWF who can run a chain saw. Include picture of chain saw. Ad #7689.
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Hi, I'm Marcus. I'm a 29 y.o. SWM, 6'2", 195#. I lik...
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demure101
on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire
Sometimes, it seems, mother nature is too much inclined to shower her blessings on one individual. Bob Hale certainly was one of them. he was well-endowed in every respect. He had brains, and clear skin that would not have looked amiss in a fashion model, a symmetrical face whose perfection made girls gasp, a glorious built, beautiful eyes and wavy dark hair...
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Jeffbaby
on Sep 2, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur
The new vicar, Fr Joe, was a real earth shaker of a priest. He would make the biggest impact on the community that any priest had ever made in this suburban community. It was the right time and he was the right man for the job he firmly believed. The photo shoot he had just arranged would be the perfect way of achieving maximum exposure with all the right pe...
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leftist
on Sep 1, 2017
Group Sex
It all started with a car ride. We were heading to the bowling alley to meet our friend Brian's new girlfriend and her friend. Brian had never been very smooth with the ladies, so Nick and I were very curious to meet this new lady and find out if she was up to snuff.
So we started off our night, like most other nights with a couple of shots of Southern Com...
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magichandslee
on Aug 19, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur
I wrote a short story a week or two ago, and the feedback response surprised me. I suppose I should have answered them all, but I simply am not ready for that yet, it is too soon to think of trying to find a mate.
I will, when the time is right, but now I am still trying to get used to this lonely house. I can almost hear Ted's fine strong voice, strumming...
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CaseyHeart
on Mar 16, 2020
Transgender & Crossdressers
I woke up the next morning with dried body fluids gluing me to the carpet and smelling like sex. My jaw was sore, my knees had carpet burns on them, my asshole felt like it had a sunburn, and my back hurt from sleeping on the floor. This was becoming kind of a habit. I sat up and took a deep breath, then clambered to my feet being careful not to smash my bal...
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bucknife28
on Jul 6, 2020
Sci-Fi & Fantasy
A gentle ocean breeze blew softly through the arched terrace window and filled the small temple chamber with blessed cool air. The palm trees outside the window swayed carelessly against the wind and made a thin fluttering noise. Akrem closed his eyes as he stood and, for a moment, he allowed the gust to caress his naked body. His bronze skin was damp with s...
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Rustyoznail
on Oct 8, 2019
Sci-Fi & Fantasy
This is my entry for the Halloween 2019 competition. It's based on the videogame "Destiny", a large Sci-Fi open universe shooter game. I had an idea to write a story based only on the dialogue spoken by one of the more annoying (well, in my opinion) characters, Tess Everis. She is a humanoid alien owner of a store that sells items that adds a bit of bling to...
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SilkAlchemist
on Mar 9, 2020
Sci-Fi & Fantasy
Cyril's days were endless, brutal routine. Given into servitude as a child to settle a family debt, he had few memories from his life outside the walls of the Bloodbrick Tower and away from its cruel master, Bastigar the Black. He spent his waking hours in the darkness of the Tower's dungeons, cleaning out cells once their occupants had been... used up. He w...
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TravisOlivia
on Jan 21, 2020
Erotic Couplings
Welcome readers. This is a true account. I hope you enjoy the story.
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Travis had worked at the hardware store for 10 years. Five of those years were spent in close contact with Olivia, the store manager. She had long, beautiful black hair. Sexy brown eyes made even more alluring with the dark eye shadow s...
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