Recap: Sometime last year, just prior to my 52nd year on the planet, I finally got fed up with my excess weight and came to terms with the fact that I need to go to some extreme in order to lose it. I knew I had to get away from the desk and do something active. I needed to take the reins and find my "carrot!" Of course, I knew what my 'carrot' was. It wa...
Our bodies change as we hit middle-age, with bumps splodging out and heading south, and while I know I can still turn heads, and my fiancé thinks I'm gorgeous, I'm a size 10 and my body is pretty nifty for over fifty, my middle-aged body just isn't as firm as it used to be. The idea of being body-shamed by younger, prettier women is something I fantasize abo...
The next few days were very normal. After the last love-making I think I detected that Marie was a bit happier and more attentive. Maybe wishful thinking on my part. Or not. I was still trying to think of a way to get Jim to "open up" when I remembered that I had 2 tickets to the basketball game coming up. Marie was not a fan of spectator sports so I told h...
It was a warm, sunny Saturday afternoon and I was sitting in my garden with my best friend, Candis. We had nothing to do, and our summer holidays were nearly over. "Why don't we go swimming?" I suggested. I loved swimming, but was aware of how much Candis hated it. "Mmmmm... no, I can't be bothered to go to Ashborn today." Candis said. We sat in silence fo...
(Disclaimer: This story is a work of fantasy; names and places are products of the author's imagination or used fictitiously.) January Jones: XXX-Men A Frosty Start When they had first come to her with the idea, using her agent as a go-between, she had scoffed at the idea. A celebrated actress with a critically-acclaimed tv series under her belt doing a...
A short stroke for a new friend... * * * * * It was a Sunday and she was grading papers at her favorite coffee shop down the street from her apartment. She'd seen him there many times before. He'd always caught her eye. He was well dressed and looked smart -- maybe it was the glasses. He ran his hands through his dark brown hair, tossing it back a little...
(I did some work for some Jewish friends of mine, and told them how I loved to read stories and have them published. They offered to give me the true love story of a couple facing death over their love for each other. I found their courage and commitment truly invigorating and inspirational. I think it is one of the greatest love stories of all time. I think...
I am in the shower, singing at the top of my lungs. "Nothing could be finer than to be in your vagina in the morning! Nothing could be sweeter than your lips around my peter in the morning! Nothing could be greater than to be a masturbater in the morning! Nothing could be sweeter than to be a pussy eater in the morning!..." Suzy climbed in the shower with me...
In the Warehouse 13 Episode "13.1", Fargo from the show "Eureka" arrives at the Warehouse to do an upgrade of the computer system. In the opening scene of the episode, Claudia Donovan and her new boyfriend, hardware store worker Todd, are making out on the couch in the foyer of Leena's Bed and Breakfast. Claudia appears more excited about the upcoming upgrad...
Characters: Noi Toi Moi, the ladyboy actress who plays Noi Me, the writer, director and DP (director of photography you dirty-minded people!) Yes, I appear in all of my movies, usually as the lead actor, a balding Jewish nebbish who gets the best and prettiest asian ladyboys. and featuring Ron Jeremy, as Marlan Bondo Opening Scene: [Dialogue between T...