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What It Takes

by Heaven_Beside_You on Sep 17, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

The room was heaving with bodies, some famous, but mainly music exec types and those looking to land themselves a contract or a rock star for the night. I was glad. All my hard work had paid off. I hated event organising and I'd really expected when I took this job 18 months ago, that the work would be more of the hands on personal assistant kind the job spe...

A Remarkable Scouse Lady

by uksnowy on Sep 18, 2017
Mature

"What – me and him on the same show?" asked an incredulous Margie, getting a nod from Bernie Mannel, her long time agent. "Wow! That's cool, he's fucking gorgeous," she gasped, pulling her stockings up and straightening the seams. "You're so crude sometime Margaret," Bernie chuckled, receiving a hung out tongue from the sixty three year old actress at his p...

One Prince Summer's End

by eidetic on Dec 10, 2019
Erotic Couplings

This too shall pass... but not without a fight Author's note: This is my submission for the 2019 Winter Holidays contest, a continuation, and the wrap-up, of the stories "One Prince of Serendip," my submission for the 2018 Nude Day contest, "One Prince Revisited," my submission for the 2018 Summer Lovin' contest and "One Prince Summer Daze", my submission f...

Surefoot 10: Fast and the Furriest

by Surefoot on Sep 19, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

"USS Impala, Captain's Log, Stardate 36521.31, Captain Lucille Arrington recording: We are en route to the Ophelius Cluster to investigate subspace anomalies detected by a Starfleet communications station established in this sector. Intelligence reports indicate Ferasan vessels have passed through this region, and though they are on an authorised diplomatic...

The Perils of Rock n Roll Decadence

by The_shadow_rising on Nov 19, 2018
Erotic Couplings

The Perils of Rock n' Roll Decadence (SU Rules! No. 22) By The_Shadow_Rising ==DISCLAIMER== This story: is very long, and very slow. includes repetition (intentionally). has a lot of build up before the sex. is very detailed (including the sex). is not a quick jerk off story. Everything is long and detailed and meant to be rea...

You Know What I Mean?

by SexyGeek on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire

An erotic story with no mention of cock or pussy. Hey, they don't call Noo Yawk the Big Apple for nuthin', ya know what I mean? Everybody lives here and everything goes on here. Nuthin' will surprise me. Let me tell you how it is. One fine day, I'm walking down the street. Now I ain't had no chance to bump nasties with any fur burger for a while. Let me te...

Hitchiking Ch. 5

by Linda Jean on Apr 8, 2019
Group Sex

I didn't know what to say, I mean I just stood there holding the phone in dead silence. Finely Martin said, "You still there baby? Why didja call?" I said "I don't know, I just saw your number and called that's all." Martin said "I know why you called, you want some more dick don't you babe, you need some more dick and your old man can't give it to you can h...

Flapper Dick

by emap on Sep 15, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Just cause you lot probably don't remember the roaring twenties terms I will use, I will list some to all again. Course I had to look them up too so there will be new slang to be found within. Without further ado, and since you probably want me to actually get on with it, I will. Nookie-Honestly if you don't know you probably should stop reading everything...

Lustful Amnesia Ch. 07

by NobodyWorthKnowing on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Thank you for coming to visit me - I'm so embarrassed you have to see me like this. After our last conversation, a lot came flooding back. Understand me, please. I've never had time to mourn. It must have come as a shock to you, rolling up to Hillside Meadows, and realizing just what kind of place this is. When they told you I was at the hospital, did you...

How Did You Learn To Love Fellatio? Ch. 02

by leBonhomme on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

"How did you learn to love cocksucking?" That is an indiscreet question to ask a woman, as I discovered when I asked the first young woman who sucked mine - but it didn't keep her from doing it again as long as we were together many years ago. She always said it tasted strange, but she must have enjoyed it. I certainly did. A couple of others didn't say that...