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Dialogue This

by Firebrain on Sep 1, 2017
How To

Dialogue This: Making Your Characters Talk Y'know, people often say to me: "Firebrain, how come you write such good dialogue?" My stock response (whilst smiling smugly) is that I watched a lot of Buffy. Now that's actually quite relevant - Joss Whedon is the king of quippy dialogue and gorgeously grey characters - but that doesn't help you, on the other si...

Understanding Proper English

by The Wanderer on Sep 1, 2017
How To

Understand Proper English Like What I talk Seventh revision. Includes some suggestions and requests by readers from all over the place. More demented ravings by The Wanderer (with some help from readers and friends). A note and disclaimer by The Wanderer. The original synopsis for this document, it plainly said "English as The Wanderer writes it" if...

Neighbors: Tracy and John's Story Ch. 04

by leto423 on Sep 2, 2017
Erotic Couplings

I had just arrived home after spending several weeks visiting my daughter and son, when my phone rang. I picked it up and a familiar voice said, "Welcome home, John." "It is so good to hear your voice, Tracy, I missed you." "I missed you, too, John" she responded. While I was gone, we had spoken on the phone a number of times and had made arrangements to...

A Note from a Reader

by Bhob on Sep 1, 2017
How To

OK, I'm not a professional writer. I'm not an editor or anyone else with a recognized expertise. I'm a reader. I fell in love with the written word when I was eight years old and I've been in love with it ever since. I've read thousands of books, from just about every type you could name. Fiction and non-fiction, horror, science fiction, science fantasy and...

Let The Characters Do The Talking

by ronde on Sep 1, 2017
How To

Most written fiction consists of the narrative description of characters and their actions. While this technique serves to communicate the author’s thoughts to an audience, readers can often infer the same information if the author makes careful use of dialogue. Screenplays use dialogue in this manner. It is true the playwright also makes suggestions for act...

Suck It!: Sex-Negative Language

by cand86 on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

"You guys are assholes. And not the good kind." - Xander, "Drawn Together" * I don't, on principle, swear often. My family doesn't do it that often, so I never grew up in the habit of littering choice, juicy words in my speech. Moreover, I'm not a confrontational person. In an argument, should there be an argument, I'm not going to be the one tossing aroun...

The Girl Ch. 2

by rexfelis on Sep 12, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Please feel free to leave me feedback. All responses are welcome. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - "Stand up, Desiree." She stood up, a long string of our shared fluids forming between us where it had oozed out of her and onto my leg. I watched it lengthen impressively before it separated. I stood up next to her. She was trembling slightly. All this was ne...

Dirty Words

by Edwarlife on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

"'Cunt.' 'Pussy.' Among the most reviled words in English," teaching assistant Smith was telling his class. As he delivered his lecture on the history of English slang, Laura, at 23 the eldest student, sat back and took notice. She hiked up her skirt a little, enough to expose a hint of chestnut brown hair peeking out of her tight pink panties. "The Eskimos...

Anna's New Regime

by RoseWilder on Sep 26, 2017
BDSM

A dialogue Story Author's note: Master Robert and his submissive/slave/wife Anna give a dinner party for a few of their friends after which Anna tells them about the new rules she has to follow as part of an extended punishment for numerous transgressions she has committed against her Master. Their guests, dominants and their submissives, knew that somethin...

Andrea's Wedding Day

by Moonraker_Bond007 on Sep 14, 2017
First Time

TO THE READER: This story contains characters from the Jason Garrett series of stories; however, this story is not part of that series. It was my wedding day, and I was getting married a virgin. Of course, the fact of the matter is, when your father is a Missouri Synod Lutheran pastor and you grew up in St. Louis, you are going to be told from about the ag...