AUTHOR'S NOTE: this story is part of a writing challenge. No AHer's were hurt or seriously maimed in the writing of these stories. These stories are spoofs and are supposed to be funny ---- so laugh dammit. ------- List of Characters: Harry Paranuckles: Salvor-Hardon Manni Cure: Sophia Jane Fook Yu: ABSTRUSE Inde X: Vella_ms Thumms: Matriach Glitzy: Cloud...
After butt-fucking both Alexis and Yu-Gin the night before, I expected that I would wake up this morning with both of them fighting over my dick. Yu-Gin actually woke before me and I woke up in enough time to watch her walk rather gingerly across the bedroom floor toward the bathroom. She was a little spread-eagled and she had her hands on her ass cheeks as...
After reviewing game film from the previous night's football game, Alexis showed up after grocery shopping to pick me up at the coach's office. It became clear that my thoughts about using the field-house shower to have sex that we can't do in our tiny shower at home were the same as Alexis'. She made sure that I gave her the tour of the locker room and show...
The young Waren sat on the rock with an amused look on his face. He looked like he was ready to attack if he did not like their answer. Aiden and Hawkens knew first hand not to mess with this species. "Along time ago a Waren named Rillie gave it to us. He helped us through the woods in return for helping him." Aiden replied. The girls looked uneasy at the...
Ever since she transferred from Kyoto to Tokyo for university, Amelia needed to pay her tuition bills, and had to look farther than the average person would be able to. Street dueling has emerged as a popular black market way to win vast amounts of money, with events run by underground master duelists throughout the city. Official YuGiOh Battle City champion...
The next day, Kira and Dan took their breakfast together as Kyrhan wanted to be as fresh as possible for a long and tedious day. They left to Han Zhou with Lan Yu, as scheduled. Wei Lin Had finally was decided to accompany Kira. Dan would have preferred to be alone with the two pretty women. Han Zhou was at some distance from Shanghai on a motorway. The road...
It was a good thing I had set the alarm on my cell phone. We were both sound asleep when it went off. At some point we had switched positions and she was spooned up behind me with her face pressed to my shoulder. I reached for the phone as she rolled away onto her back. It was 5:45 PM. We had fifteen minutes and it seemed that we would need every minute to j...
Bound or Free? I was running. I usually went jogging every morning, having inherited the 'sturdy peasant build' of my Germanic ancestors and it was only with continued discipline that I could keep my tone and figure. Sure 48G-40-46 was on the opulent end of curvy, but the tendency to get chubby was one that I had fought since adolescence with relentless...
A private detective visits her client. ----------------------------- I pulled up to the ornate gate. The house, a huge faux-historic mansion is still a half mile off. I beep to get the attention of the guard located in the shed like guard house. His eyes pop open in shock and I can hear a giggle from below the window. "Here to see Mr. Moon." "Name?" "Va...
As we walked into the Bahia Rodizzio, the restaurant was packed. I pushed my way through the crowd to the Maitre d's podium and gave him Dean's name. He was dressed in a tuxedo and was very regal looking as he towered over everyone else but me. He didn't even check his list. He just smiled and asked if my party was present. I nodded and turned to motion them...