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Sex with Zooey Deschanel

by furrrereeeree on Sep 12, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Zooey Deschanel smiled one last time for the camera as it whirred up and flashed. Relaxing herself the director yelled, "that's a wrap! Thanks Zooey." Zooey was relieved, she had been working and smiling all day, all she wanted to do was get out of there and do something "fun." As she thought of what she wanted a hand absentmindedly snaked between her legs....

Hitchikers Guide: Zooey Deschanel

by kyenn on Sep 12, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

"Godamitmothafuck!" I screamed, kicking my tire and stubbing my toe, just adding to my frustration as I watched the smoke rise from my engine. My name is Kenny Jensen, and I'm a reporter for the Arts and Entertainment division of a local magazine , and I was supposed to be covering some up and coming bogus indie rock punk with more hair gel then talent if yo...

Zooey and Rooney's Wild Weekend

by TromeoQue on Sep 17, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Rooney Mara was in town filming scenes for a movie. She arrived a couple days early, so she decided to spend the weekend hanging out with her friend Zooey Deschanel. The two were sitting on the couch, in their pajamas, watching TV. "So, I think they want me to play Huntress." Rooney said. "Cool." Zooey said, "Del Toro's thinking of me for Zatanna, so we ma...

New Girl Rises

by terminatrix92 on Sep 17, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a story based on 'New Girl', with Zooey Deschanel. * Jessica 'Jess' Day, lay alone on the big couch in the center of her apartment. The brunette's roommates: Nick, Winston and Schmidt, were all out on the town and the big room itself was abnormally quiet. Jess's snoring broke up the silence. The girl was curled up on her side, snuggled amongst he...

DP Team: Madison, The Teen Nympho

by louisrod2004 on Sep 19, 2017
Group Sex

Madison would always come into the coffee shop I worked at (a place that starts with "S" and that all pretty white girls love) on Thursdays and order the same drink, a grande white-chocolate mocha with a shot of mint flavoring. Every time she came in, I would marvel at her rack, which wasn't all that big but she knew exactly how to make it stand out. She alw...

A Friend in Need - A Special Night

by KKross on Sep 13, 2017
First Time

Every Guy having a platonic relationship with a girl no matter how much he protests to the contrary, at least once, wonders what it would be like to fuck her, maybe it's just curiosity or maybe it's the millions of years of evolution dictating his thoughts, but every guy has them. It's seldom however that he gets the chance to act on these thoughts, the stor...

My Nude Olympics

by kitten1964 on Sep 15, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

This story is based on real events, but in reality never happened. At least, not to my knowledge! ************************************************ I had just moved into the froshie dorm at Patoka U. at the beginning of the semester and was feeling a bit blue. I never expected to feel so homesick - hadn't, in fact, expected anything, as I was the first one...

Celebrity ENF

by ewong on Dec 11, 2015
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

Here you can add any female celebrity you want to have the story be about. The thread following that should be a location or scenario (such as at the pool, or being out with friends). Try to leave as many options open at the beginning so others could create a different thread with ease.What's next? Anne Hathaway Emma Stone Anna Kendrick Katy Perry Sarah Mic...

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10 Days in Hollywood: Day 03

by RTMinotaur on Sep 25, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

**DISCLAIMER** Please note that this story is a 100% work for fiction and the characters are not reflective of their real life counterparts and are not endorsed. Any similarity to real life events are pure coincidental. At the end of day, this is a fictional fantasy story, nothing more. Enjoy! Light peeked through the curtains as I opened my eyes. I wasn't...

Felicitations Ch. 02

by Zev95 on Sep 13, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

After Felicia had come—again—Felicity rose up over her on the bed. Felicia's moist and so recently sexual body, an image of her own from the outside looking in, was unbelievably sensual to her. She married her hand to Felicia's, all the fingers the same length, the fingerprints nestling together perfect, then moved her fingers up Felicia's wrist, up her arm,...