Zooey Deschanel Stories

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10 Days in Hollywood: Day 03

by RTMinotaur on Sep 25, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

**DISCLAIMER** Please note that this story is a 100% work for fiction and the characters are not reflective of their real life counterparts and are not endorsed. Any similarity to real life events are pure coincidental. At the end of day, this is a fictional fantasy story, nothing more. Enjoy! Light peeked through the curtains as I opened my eyes. I wasn't...

Naked with the Stars

by 57 on Sep 26, 2017
Fan Fiction

Despite celebrities considers themselves some kind of special people, they’re just like us, the common ones, and they can live the same problems or embarrassing experiences that normal people could face. In this story, we will see that happen: Different celebrities, females, will live some curious and naughty adventures, in which they will lose all her cloth...

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The Minimum Number for an Orgy

by mrpawide on May 15, 2019
Group Sex

As soon as I entered the door to my apartment after finishing off the work week, I was greeted by my beautiful fiancé, Melissa, who hugged me tightly and started planting kisses all over my face. "Not that I'm complaining, but what's the occasion?" I asked. I hadn't seen her this excited since I proposed, about six months ago after two years of dating. Meli...

Celebrity Revenge

by blaz-zay on Jan 18, 2016
Fan Fiction

John flicked through the channels of on the television. Every time he saw a female celebrity he would grumble under his voice. He had an irrational hatred of them all. He wished he could make them all pay for thinking they were too good for him. After several hours of shouting obscenities at the screen he decided to go to bed. That night, as he slept, he saw...

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Smokey and The Merry Girls Pt. 03

by Smokey125 on Sep 15, 2017
Reviews & Essays

#22: MYRTLE (The Madwoman From Hell) Full name: Myrtle Ursula Droiksbooth Nickname/a.k.a.: Denise Singleton, Rosie Scarlet, Bette Butler, Tess Dunbar, Lara Zigley, Adrienne Turner, as well as a dozen or three additional pseudonyms she's used over the years Born: Monday, June 3rd, 1968, Wembern County, Juniper Residence: 1600 Hooper Street, Dunfair County...

Trouble Maker Ch. 05

by FreeTheDancingLlamas on Mar 23, 2020
Romance

Chapter: Cunt-a-saurus Rex ———— Will is in the kitchen making me lunch and it's awkward as fuck. I don't know what to do or say. The last time I saw him was a few weeks ago at my Aunt's birthday party where we were sucking face and he had his hand on my tits. Now he's in my kitchen making me lunch and telling me to clean my room. It's Saturday, but Kate...

Susan and the Nostalgic Journey

by clintorres on Sep 16, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Thanks to all who have read my previous stories, and a special thank you to those who favorited them. I hope this one meets with your expectations as well. All parties in this story were over the age of 18, and are much older now! My writing style, to put it kindly, is a little quirky. I once took a 'Write Like You Speak' course; since I'm not a talkativ...

Gnarly's Angels Ch. 05: Girls, Girls, Girls

by SZENSEI on Jan 15, 2019
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

Gnarly Reese whipped through the Chicago traffic like a pro. Even though Naomi's car was not his kind of ride it was fun. Even better, it was a convertible, with the top down exposing the owner of the vehicle to anyone looking. He had locked his landlady's clothing in the trunk forcing her to ride nude. Shockingly, she couldn't stop laughing. Nor could shoul...

The Night We Fikked the Jinx

by The_Wolff on Sep 17, 2017
BDSM

Disclaimer: All living and artificial characters, places and companies are figment of the author's imagination. Unfortunately you cannot order a doll from 'Fooka Fikka Pichka' Inc. Note the tongue? It is firmly planted in cheek. ©2010 Wolffwerks "Please fuck the shoe slut Sir or Ma'am! I am Dr. Bane's Pichka and I would love to take you to the Night of t...

The Cabin

by DreamCloud on Sep 25, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Author's Note: Once again Tim413413 has proved his mettle correcting my grammatical ignorance and logic flaws. Thank you sir! * The new snow hung like frosting on the evergreens. It was simply beautiful. Last night's snow had refreshed the whole mountainside and the morning sun made it glitter. The air was crisp, but not overbearing. I could still breath...