It was my first morning in a newly painted room in a refurbished house. New Shower, new doors and windows and, new floorboards and carpet. This is generally how my mind works - especially on a Saturday morning in a new room with the smell of paint in my nostrils. I did a mental check list: Debts cleared? - finally, after over a decade! Friends? - more than I...
This is a story based on 'New Girl', with Zooey Deschanel. * Jessica 'Jess' Day, lay alone on the big couch in the center of her apartment. The brunette's roommates: Nick, Winston and Schmidt, were all out on the town and the big room itself was abnormally quiet. Jess's snoring broke up the silence. The girl was curled up on her side, snuggled amongst he...
This is my first story and it would not have been possible without the help of volunteer editor Zooey Audrey. Please be kind. * I'm a pretty lucky guy I think. My wife, who I've known since grade school, likes doing all kinds of things from the vanilla to the naughty, and I love her very much for it. We especially like having sex outdoors and I would like...
Madison would always come into the coffee shop I worked at (a place that starts with "S" and that all pretty white girls love) on Thursdays and order the same drink, a grande white-chocolate mocha with a shot of mint flavoring. Every time she came in, I would marvel at her rack, which wasn't all that big but she knew exactly how to make it stand out. She alw...
"I just don't think it'll ever work out." I complained to my friend Sarah. "He's really nice, and he's just too handsome to want someone like me." I had had a crush on our friend Matt ever since I met him freshman year. The very first time we met I doubt he even remembers, I walked into his dorm with one of my friends and he was plastered! He very kindly i...
As soon as I entered the door to my apartment after finishing off the work week, I was greeted by my beautiful fiancé, Melissa, who hugged me tightly and started planting kisses all over my face. "Not that I'm complaining, but what's the occasion?" I asked. I hadn't seen her this excited since I proposed, about six months ago after two years of dating. Meli...
You know the saying—and I'm sure I date myself by saying this—"I want to marry a girl like the one that married Dad?" Well, that holds true for me. I come from a big, traditional Italian family—Dad worked and was head of the house, Mom was at home in the kitchen (and pregnant for the most part). We didn't have much money, but we were never hungry, and becaus...
Chapter: Cunt-a-saurus Rex ———— Will is in the kitchen making me lunch and it's awkward as fuck. I don't know what to do or say. The last time I saw him was a few weeks ago at my Aunt's birthday party where we were sucking face and he had his hand on my tits. Now he's in my kitchen making me lunch and telling me to clean my room. It's Saturday, but Kate...
#22: MYRTLE (The Madwoman From Hell) Full name: Myrtle Ursula Droiksbooth Nickname/a.k.a.: Denise Singleton, Rosie Scarlet, Bette Butler, Tess Dunbar, Lara Zigley, Adrienne Turner, as well as a dozen or three additional pseudonyms she's used over the years Born: Monday, June 3rd, 1968, Wembern County, Juniper Residence: 1600 Hooper Street, Dunfair County...
Thanks to all who have read my previous stories, and a special thank you to those who favorited them. I hope this one meets with your expectations as well. All parties in this story were over the age of 18, and are much older now! My writing style, to put it kindly, is a little quirky. I once took a 'Write Like You Speak' course; since I'm not a talkativ...