My Name Is Jao Van Adaire, My Mother Is The Archangel Gabriel and My Father A Former Exorcist Of The Church Who Was Himself A Quarter-Angel, Thus Making Me Half-Human and Half-Angelic. But Ten Years Ago, My Father Disappeared During The Madrid Church Bombing, No Body Was Ever Recovered and His Soul Was Never Transferred To Heaven Nor Hell. Without His Presen...
Until I dropped anchor here, I knew about the male penchant for sports stats but was not fully aware quite how obsessed males were about sexual statistics. "Pee-Wee Logan's career RBI was to die for but his nickname was more than justified by the two-incher he sported openly in the locker room." Just for information, do you measure it soft or hard and is it...
This story is absolutely true, and was one of the best days ever. The situation between Maya and I is complicated. But we provide each other exactly what the other needs in our lives, especially on this day. ***** Maya started talking to me about how she had been thinking about getting a breast augmentation. First of all, Maya has a smoking body. You coul...
"Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light." ― Groucho Marx The three-legged Chihuahua scampered across the sickly-lit camino, on a collision course with its panicky prey. Loping behind the beast were its minions ― a pack of the same variety, but each with four limbs. For whatever reason, these "complete" counterparts weren't able to keep pa...
"Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light." ― Groucho Marx The three-legged Chihuahua scampered across the sickly-lit camino, on a collision course with its panicky prey. Loping behind the beast were its minions ― a pack of the same variety, but each with four limbs. For whatever reason, these "complete" counterparts weren't able to keep pa...
Hmm... Shen and Nami huh? sounds like a ninja and a one piece character to me. I didn't know it at that time, but they had actually assumed that I was asking for their true names. True names were generally used to bind people to the will of another. Just as I was about to introduce myself they suddenly exclaimed at the same time "Platinum!" Very smugly. Well...
Chelsea and George walked up the marble walkway towards Mr. Nico's home. It was a large modern home in the countryside. George would guess it was over ten thousand square feet. Mr. Nico was one of George's most wealthy clients. George worked as an international lawyer and assisted his clients when issues of a multi-nation situation occurred. Chelsea was wea...
When John Boehner wandered onto the set of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, the cast all rushed over to greet him. Kim seemed to be especially impressed with the stern-faced republican speaker of the house. "Aren't you the guy who's always on those political shows?" she asked in her trademark clueless and whiny voice. Her mother, Kris Jenner, was quick to...
He faced a walk home that seemed longer than it ever had. Zhair'lo knew that there was no reason for them to let him sleep in the Temple this time around. They had returned his clothes in the exit room. No doctor had examined him. A guard had quietly escorted him out through the funny tunnel-road that served to transport men back and forth between Endowment...
It was New Year's Eve when Bill had one of those special life moments- a time when one has a new view of important aspects of life. He and his wife, Nan, were each 30 years old. They'd been married for five years and didn't have children. They were attending a large formal dinner party at a New York hotel with another couple to celebrate the holiday. Nan an...