I’m sooooo glad I’m not driving home. Home is tooooo far. And I can’t drive. Nope. Not tonight. Margaritas. Lots and lots of margaritas. No driving for me. Nosiree Bob. We came to Joanne’s apartment. Joanne has a big comfy couch. Little apartment. Big comfy couch. Takes up the whole room. Big enough for five. Which is good, ‘cause that’s how many are on it....
Dedicated to Poppy Z. Brite and her “Lost Souls” novel. He sat naked in the old clawed feet bathtub chewing on the Tootsie-row. Chocolate spills down from the corner of his mouth fusing with his stringy black hair plastered to his cheeks. He hears laughter in the living room from the party that has gone on far too long. A phone rings, his two friends that...
We spend the early part of the morning lounging around in our pj’s. After a while, I head down the hall thinking of taking a shower. Before doing it, I decide to walk out and tell you my plan. As I walk out of my bedroom, there you are. Together we say, “I was going to take an outdoor shower.” Our jaws drop and I say, “Great minds.” “We’re alone,” you whi...
Vic Valentine didn’t know whether to be amused or annoyed at the angry young woman standing outside of his door. He guessed from the key in her hand that she was Aimee’s prodigal niece, finally come to claim her inheritance. He also guessed from the look of shock and confusion on her face that she hadn’t been paying much attention at the will reading, nor du...
PART 3 DISCOVERIES Randi left his passed out wife in the bed and raced to his desk. The computer whirred as it began capturing all of the files from Kurt’s computer. Randi spent the time trying to figure out what he wanted to find out from all the information. The first task of course was to see how many images of his wife and what they revealed. As the tr...
Chapter 4 Hala walked out of Black Dragon… ‘Great it’s raining.’ She said to herself as she shook her head. ‘Could it get any worse?’ Then she thought she heard someone behind her. When she turned, nobody was there, just a cloud of mist. She was beginning to feel uneasy again. Hala began to walk a little faster. She could feel the darkness beginning to cons...
"What’s wrong? Why am I only meeting weirdos?" "You just had bad luck, that’s all," Sam comforts her. "Everyone knows you have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find a prince." "What if all you’re kissing are a bunch of pigs?" Ellenor moans. "Oh, that’s not fair! That hunk wasn’t a pig, he just had a very small dick!" "AND he was a bad kisser," she point...
You’re nervous with anticipation. You sit down. Your palms get a little sweaty. You can’t believe you’ve been given this opportunity. The hottest women you’ve ever seen is sitting in front of you. “So what do you think makes you a good assistant?” You’re in your final interview with Kim kardashian herself. You’re sitting in her very living room. You already...
This story takes place two years after the film, as such everyone is over the age of 18. Azusa has made it into the same university as the other four girls and has joined the light music club. Womens’ University: Junior dorm rooms. It was hot tonight, Azusa had stripped down to her underwear and laid on her bed in the dark. She still felt too warm, but even...
Author's note: This is my first time publishing a story here. I wanted to experiment a little and see how this does. A warning for religious readers, this story contains heavy Satanic themes. This story also will not contain a huge number of sex scenes, at least in the beginning. Depending on feedback, I may add more as the story picks up. Other than that, t...