Emily and Heather had just finished their sophomore year at Hallelujah Christian College near Philadelphia. Desperate for summer employment, they searched the want ads, and pounded the streets diligently but futilely. This activity was not without its hazards. Although they didn't realize it, each had a tendency to stop traffic and turn heads. One "victim"...
As they drove home from the cricket ground Stacy and Helen discussed Dave. “My god he is well hung for a lad,” Helen observed, as Stacy tried to make herself respectable. “Stop talking about him, for Christ’s sake. I’ve got to look OK before we get to your place, I don’t want my old man to get suspicious,” Stacy cried. Much later after showering and chan...
We arrange to meet this evening at a local coffee shop. We do this frequently, just to sit and chat and enjoy each other’s company. You’re already seated when I arrive, and I see the sparkle in your eyes when you kiss me and take my coat. You’ve already bought our drinks, and we sip slowly, talking about many things. You send me for a second cup, and we sip...
So I assume you’re sitting in class as you read this, so I’m gonna make it as *ahem* interesting as possible. So as you’re sitting there and reading this piece of paper, look to your left and right. Now look behind you and in front of you. Imagine that none of those people are very close to you. Now lean back and relax a little bit – maybe let one hand won...
Buffy was up in her room thinking about when she was going to see Angel. The thought of him always made her happy and put a smile on her face. Then suddenly her phone rang and brought her out of her reverie. “Hello.” “Hey baby. How are you feeling?” “I’m fine, now that you called me.” “Have you talked to your friends?” She thought for quite a while b...
This is a work of fiction intended for adults only. The cab pulled up in front of the hotel, and Angie and I got out. Taking her elbow, I walked us into the hotel, and over to the elevators, where we joined the group of people that were already waiting. As I glanced around I noticed the man and wife I had run into once before. His wife flicked her eyes at...
She stands quiet and naked in the corner. Not moving, barely breathing, the music has taken her to far away places. Something about it reaches her core and transports her far beyond anywhere she has been. Her eyes are closed; the sunlight forms a halo around her hair. She is so beautiful. He takes her into his arms and she melts against him. He stands with...
Hi I’m yizz, I have been a dragon breeder for 23 years now, I took over from my farther when I was 15 now as you may expect its a fucked up job and I don’t expect you’d like to know how exactly the breeding process is done... Or maybe you would like to I mean you are reading this... OK well you see dragons are a very temperamental species, they only mate twi...
Your phone rings. It’s a text message with the following instructions: Office Happy you are hereby being summoned to appear in court. You have been summoned to appear at 10307 North Bad Boy Drive, Court Room Sunshine 3000, Bad Boy, LA. Upon your arrival, you are to report to the clerk of court. Check in and tell the clerk you are Officer Happy. She is goi...
cowritten by Skibum Okay, this absolutely sucks. I have got this HUGE zit, right in the middle of my forehead, and another on my chin, and I’m supposed to go to a party with this guy and this is just so FUCKING typical! I can’t tell you how much I hate this stupid little planet. Yellow sun, super strength, and let me tell you about PMS. Yeah, right. PMS –...