I come home from work a little after midnight to an empty house. My roommate works overnight, and I've always been a night person, so I'll be up by myself for a couple more hours before I try to sleep. I turn on the computer to go online, and I turn on cartoons or music videos for background noise. The cat is tearing around like she's possessed, so I lock he...
"He's having that dream again." "Persistent little son-of-a-bitch, isn't he?" "Permit me to remind you, Commander Yadoni, that you were the one who introduced him to the visual of Carina." "I know, but I also introduced him to Fellina and Martina's visuals also." "And he imprinted on her." "Yes. You should be offering me congratulations, Soloni. Phase O...
I was working at a gas station just north of Barstow, off I15. It was a very hot day, being July 3rd. Since most of the Vegas or LA bound traffic gassed up in town, we were not used to getting customers that weren’t locals. Just as I looked up from the tabloid where I was reading about the latest invasion of space aliens, I saw a brand new Indian motorcycl...
"Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for the Royal Rumble!" the ring announcer says, causing an arena filled with people to cheer. It is filled with adult men and women, no kids, because even though this is a 'Royal Rumble', it is a 'different' kind of Rumble. "Oh my god, Michael Cole, I can't believe something like this is happening!" C...
I can’t wait to get home.. Finally, some alone time! Maybe I could stop by the store to buy that new video game? There’s that new show on Netflix as well, I might just hop into bed and watch that instead too. Maybe jerk off a few times, over the weekend? Yeah, I’m definitely going to jerk off. I should try not to go in complete isolation either, we’ve had en...
Top Twelve Signs Your Lesbian Erotica Was Written by a Dude: 1. The first piece of information you learn about the object of affection is her boob size, generally in direct comparison to the heroine's. Both are still at least a cup size that's a failing letter grade. 2. Rather than explain to you why such an attractive lesbian is single, he explains why su...
California... Anaheim... Disneyland And suddenly, the loudspeakers all over the park announced, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the Dayton Hillbilly Marching Band from Dayton Ridge, Texas." A momentary hush fell over the crowds, until from beyond the Matterhorn came the sound of drums and then the sound of horns, cymbals and washboards as the band pla...
Thus began his best days. Kit would call him and his heart would race. She was true to her word and never called when someone else was there. Sometimes he wondered how she got the timing so right, how she just KNEW he was alone, but suddenly Daren didn't care, he just wanted her to continue to know. Her voice made his heart skip beats. He even looked down at...
Cartoons… Such a wondrous and enjoyable thing to watch, for these worlds of animation and ink, are filled with heroes and villains, destroyers and creators… Each world filled with their own unique brand of hero and villain, but as these worlds exist, a question comes to mind… What would happen if characters from these worlds were forced to live together? Suc...
I was eighteen, and it wasn't my first time, but I wasn't very experienced. Let me back up, I was called by a Eli, someone who I had babysat for before when he went out. He and his wife had divorced several years before and he shared custody of his kids with his ex. He'd had plans for that weekend when his ex had been called out of town for a funeral, and di...