Crime doesn't pay. The age old saying that was repeated on every commercial, cartoon, PSA, comic book, and safety pamphlet for god knows how long. It was common knowledge that in this day and age, going against the law almost always ended bad for you, especially when superheroes got involved and laid you the fuck out in broad daylight. It just wasn't worth...
Hey folks, it's been a while. Here's a shortie I'm throwing in exhibitionism, even though it has elements of sci-fi, I guess. It doesn't get very hard; just a one-off, little office adventure. ______ Laney Meiers and Jill Princeton were quietly finishing up their lunch, as David left the kitchen. Jill leaned in to Laney, "Should you tell him, or I?" "Tell...
The sun is shining on the bright room of Bart Simpson as he wakes up to notice the small pathetic 2 inches of morning wood in his krusty the clown undies”sigh” “oh when will you ever grow” said Bart! Bart was popular in school but there was just one secret! He has the smallest penis in Springfield if word got out that he was the smallest man in Springfield g...
Chapter 11 - Sponge Toss My rushed getaway from Josh meant I arrived the Sponge Toss booth ten minutes early, so I had an opportunity to get a feel for the game before I started getting hit with wet sponges. Mr Mitchell the P.E. teacher was on-deck, his wet and smiling face mounted above the brightly coloured body of a clown painted on the outside of the b...
This chapter isn't the climax, but we're getting close! I've been hyping this since almost the beginning, so I hope it doesn't disappoint, but obviously for a story like this I couldn't do a traditional Joker fight. Let's give this a try... * As always, both comic book logic and crazy sex fantasy rules are in effect. - For a long time the ruins of Gotha...
"Um ... Harriet?" Donny Stevens said. "Can you hear me? Some chick that looks like Storm from the X-men calling herself Kate is standing right in front of me. I think she killed Huxtable your peacock avatar. Did I say she was naked?" Storm or Kate seemed to notice she was holding the dead peacock in her hand for the first time. She gave it a curious look th...
Sorry for the delay in continuing any of my previously posted work. Here is something I started a few months ago. Hopefully it will tide you over until I can get a moment to breath and finish up the second chapters of my other stories. All characters depicted in this story are 18 years old or older. * Mindy couldn't help it. Ever since she was a little gi...
Finbar McTeague (a.k.a. "The Surgeon") noticed he had gotten to the Jazz bar around the middle of the crew. The Crew being the other Assassins in America. The assassins he had grown up with, fought against and won with. He had heard there would be a few legends showing up tonight, but didn't count on it, the price was only a mediocre amount. Lazlo Soot was...
I officially moved in with Ezra after that night. I changed my phone number and closed all my online dating profiles so no more mishaps with crazies could happen ever again. Because Ezra warned the next time, he wouldn't play referee when my "little game" got real. I promised never again and everything was good. I never confronted Rich or Michelle but it n...
Kyle Bogner had been going nowhere since he had graduated high school. After a string of minimum wage jobs, he had landed a job as a telemarketer. The pay wasn't good but there was a constant stream of young women who took the position with hopes of earning big bucks in commissions. Kyle hadn't really excelled as a phone salesman but he was earning more th...