It all seemed like a blur, to be honest. I have no idea what the hell just happened to me. One moment, I was driving my parents to my sister's high school graduation ceremony, and the next thing I could remember was some sort of explosion. Some glass from the front panel must have lodged itself into my face or something. I distinctly remember that much, at l...
Keeping it simple... And freaky... Parody... Offensive, but fun... For perverted entertainment purposes only... It's fuck time, bitches... You ever freak a bitch while your sweet mama makes you breakfast? I did just now. My girl Rosario Dawson strolled her fine Puerto Rican ass into the kitchen all nude and shit... Except for her gold and diamonds FREAK ch...
Spence The Wannabe Pornstar By : DickThePimp A short story about Spence, Carrie, Kelly... and Doug's mom Janet... from the sitcom King Of Queens Cast : Spence Ulchin (Patton Oswalt) Carrie Heffernan (Leah Remini) Kelly Palmer (Merrin Dungey) And Janet Heffernan (Jenny O'Hara) "Carrie, can I talk to you for a minute?" "Make it quick, Spence. I've go...
From the records of Advanced Bio-hazard Research Facility Psi Omega - Location **Redacted** ---===Virus 209-q===--- Codename: 63X Virus 209 was designed as a way to naturally incapacitate the human body by temporarily drastically increasing the production of certain hormones in the body. Strand q was a dangerous outlier in 209's evolution that went far beyon...
"Nora, Adrian called this afternoon. He says he has a new sex swing. He's got it set up, mounted on the ceiling, in his entertainment center. He certainly has a sense of humor. We're invited to help inaugurate it tomorrow evening." "What's a sex swing?" "Let's look at some on-line movies. They'll tell you all about it." After we watch, I ask if we should...
My office... Funky Ass Productions... Hollywood... "Babe... this is a great idea." "Thanks. Spence loves cosplay so it makes sense." "Great costume too." "Yep. The black and gold go well together. Easy access for his cock too... and ass." "Mmmhmmm. Yum. Very nice. God... his cock is so much bigger now too. Yummy. I may have to try it out for myself."...
Author's Notes: This story is fictional erotica designed to be experienced strictly by adults over the age of eighteen. I disclaim all responsibility for the actions of anyone not lawfully allowed to read this material, as well as anyone that may be disturbed by this material. * What you have to understand, before I go any further, is that Zach's not some...
Author's Note: A slight edit for continuity purposes. * Leesha stepped out of the tub, reluctantly leaving the steamy warmth of the shower. She reached over to shut off the water and grabbed the towel hanging in front of her. As she began to rub herself dry, she glanced over at the full length mirror on the other side of the bathroom. She took a moment to...
WARNING The following motion picture contains big bouncing breasts, bare bottoms, group showering, French-cut lingerie, crimped hair, spandex-laden aerobics, and graphic scenes of group sex. Discretion is advised. FBI WARNING Federal law provides severe criminal penalties for unauthorized reproduction of this copyrighted video tape. If you attempt to conn...
(As always, these stories are dedicated to my wife Amanda; mere words can't describe how loving and amazing she is.) (Special dedication to Scott, my favorite secret.) (And, thank you, once more, to Goddess of Sunshine for her time, effort, and editing skills. You're as awesome!) * Amanda hugged me tight. "Are you sure you're ok with this? I can go with...