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Character page: Harry Potter-Otherwise known as the Boy Who Lived and the Chosen One. He has been an Auror for the past four years and is currently married to Ginny Weasley. Ginny Potter nee Weasley: Harry's wife and current celebrated Chaser of the all-women Holyhead Harpies. She hopes to have children of her own with Harry. Hermione Weasley nee Granger: On...
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. I do not know or own Beyonce Knowles or Emma Watson or any other celebrities. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. ***** Emma Watson moaned softly and snuggled into the pillow she was resting on when she first started to stir. Then she became aware of two things, firstly that her head wasn't resting...
JAM AND JERUSALEM 'And now ladies, I will announce the results of the homemade preserves contest: In third place was Mrs Patterson's beetroot chutney. The second prize goes to Mrs Hamilton-Smyth with her celery and walnut conserve. The first prize once again is taken by the Reverend Betty Finch with her delicious damson jam.' A ripple of applause rang roun...
[Thanks for choosing HSOWAF! I have started introducing conditional chapters into the story, so please hit that 'start game' button on the right of your screen for the best reading experience. Also, feel free to leave a like or comment on any chapters that tickle you along the way. Enjoy!] Harry Potter was back at the newly rebuilt Hogwarts to complete his w...
The continuing tale of turning our local pub into a place worth visiting. You will probably need to have read The White Hart and The White Hart Chapter 2 posted May and October 2013 to make sense of this. Chapter 4 is started ... no promises when it will be finished. I was out with workmates the next night but turned up early enough on the Thursday to...
Rokeby looked disconsolately from the Carriage window, the rain spluttered against the thin glass, as the contraption creaked and groaned over the rutted track slowing the four matching chestnut thoroughbreds to a bare crawl. "Barely four hours for a hundred miles by the railway then straight back into the dark ages, by God I hate the Country." "Cheer up o...
Chapter 2 – Wardrobe Emergency Under normal circumstances I'm a positive person; despite my emotional misery, I finished school with good marks and was accepted into my chosen course at university: a Bachelor of Science with a major in Pure Mathematics. And I did well, well enough to progress on to my Master's degree in 2008-09. Hermione Granger didn...
There's a part of me that scares me. Every once in a while, I'll find it and entertain it. Then the shame and guilt kicks in far too late. Even as a kid in primary. I had bullies, I always have I suppose, and of course it was normal for someone to want them to hurt back. But a few occasions were worrying. Like Tina in Year One who used to write horrible stuf...
Cheating and Rivals – Part 22 "Zip me?" Jen said the next Friday night, turning her back to Mike and holding up her long blonde hair. They were going to dinner for some alone time. Maggie was babysitting Anna. Mike zipped up his wife's dress. "You're not wearing stockings?" he asked looking at her bare legs. "It's so hot and humid lately," Jen said. Think...