Billy Bob was quite pleased with the new, or nearly new, VCR that he had acquired at the local pawnshop. It was in its original box and still had the shrink-wrapped owners manual. And, it had cost him twenty-five dollars less than a brand new one. He stopped at an electronics store on the way home and bought a few things to hook it up to the television and t...
There are moments in life when genius strikes even the most average of intellects. Take the invention of the peanut butter and jelly sandwich for example. Despite its apparent violation of the laws of nature, and despite the subsequent arguments of conspiracy theorists, it was not invented by members of the Manhattan Project during their lunch break. We can...
Pete and Joe have been friends all their lives. As such, they have shared quite a bit in the 30 or so odd years they have known each other. They shared a neighborhood. They shared a school. They shared friends. They shared the same drunken babe the night of their first sexual experience. They now share an apartment, and in a few minutes they will be sharing...
People say there are mages, wizards and blessed beings. They say everyone can do magic, they be Goblin, Human, Dwarven, Kobold, Elven or other. They say everyone has a soulmate. All are true, but not in the way one expects. Sure, there are minor spells most races can cast, minor wishes and boons everyone can gain through devotion to gods, but that's not all....
Tags: MC, MF, GR, HU Synopsis: Stay out of the tunnels of Marinara Hospital. Notes: "My Erotic Fiction". "My" means you cannot post it elsewhere without permission, although I will let you post it, in its entirety, at a free site. "Erotic" means if it is illegal or immoral for you, don't read it. "Fiction" means it ain't real in any sense- all made up (tha...
(Author's note: Remember to customise your name if you don't want everyone to call you John Doe) (Moderator's note: Please feel free to add chapters to any threads. I'm pretty easygoing when it comes to moderation) As the future ruler of the world it behooves me, John Doe, to write these memoirs of my inevitable rise to power so that those who follow might k...
Ooh how I hate the university's funding committee. It's filled with morons, absolute morons; they wouldn't recognize a good idea if it beat them over the head with a mallet. I had an amazing design for a lens for high energy lasers. It was brilliant, it could take so much more power than any existing lens today; no one had done anything like it before and ha...
I feel your lips sweep the side of my cheek, as your chest presses against mine. My hand holds around your neck, touching lightly and firmly, feeling your hair graze the outside of my fingers. My head is tilted slightly, as we look into each other's eyes: your green eyes are large, with excitement and suspense, and mine are steady, flashing blue. I lean in t...
This story contains characters from the show Criminal Minds who I, obviously, do not own. It also makes reference to crossdressing. Spencer was perched on Derek's lap, his lean torso resting against the bigger man and his legs dangling. Derek swallowed a moan as he realised that his pretty boy was still wearing those gorgeous stilettos, all shiny and sin...
It is time… After years of trial and error… After years hardship and insanity… It is time, time for a new cartoon overlord! (0) Deep within the darkness of your evil lair, plot and ponder your evil plan to conquer all of the cartoon universes. Eventually you come up with seven important steps that you need in order to begin conquering cartoon worlds. One: Yo...