Cecily Legler Strong sped her heels against the pavement, racing up midtown to Studio H. With each stride, her full cups bounced along her dress, a catsuit of sorts, all skintight and sheen. Those long, toned gazelle legs pounded the pavement, kicking up chunks. She skipped to her own beat, her milfy crow's feet puckering with childlike glee. Today was hers!...
White Trash Livin' And Fuckin' Parody My Family in This Episode : My Mama Patty (Patricia Heaton) My Step Granny Paula Deen (Herself) My Sister Gianna Michaels (Herself) My Sister Kat (Kat Dennings) My Cousin Alia Janine (Herself) My Aunt Peggy Bundy (Married With Children) My Aunt Suga (Kym Whitley) My Uncle Phil (Dr Phil) My Cousin Spence (Spen...
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The hangar was filled with noise. Hundreds of faceless troops were conversing with each other. Joking and laughing, making rude gestures with their pliable blank mannequin like bodies. At the end of the hangar, lights came up upon a stage with a single microphone. Behind the microphone, a brilliant purple flag swayed, the insignia of the planet Bredon flashi...
DATE: Sunday 15 November TIME: 08:47 ADVISOR: Hello, you're through to Simon, and how can I help you this morning? CALLER: Hi Simon, I'm Lucy. ADVISOR: Hi Lucy, how are you today? CALLER: I'm, ah, fine but we've got a problem with our broadband and we wondered if you could help? ADVISOR: Yeah, sure, Lucy, let's see what we can do. What seems to be the...
FUCKED UP TWISTED AND PERVERTED PORN DEBAUCHERY AT IT'S SLEAZIEST... AND HORNIEST... ENJOY MY FELLOW PERVERTS PORN IS MY LIFE... MY WORLD... ENJOY THE ADVENTURE MY PRIVATE JET ON THE WAY TO NYC... I'm on the phone with my wife Kim Kardashian. "Just get it done babe. You're the boss, when I'm not around. Figure it out. Get another bitch to play Laura Croft...
Courtney walked down the busy street admiring the view. Exploring the city had become her favorite past time since moving to San Francisco for college. With a camera in hand, she continued wandering the city, looking for new pictures she could take, and new buildings to admire. As her attention was focused on the city's architecture, she didn't notice the f...
Dear readers, I'm on the fence if I should continue this story and write more chapters or let it be a one and done. Please leave comments and feedback if you enjoyed it. ***** My job is to oversee production in a metal refining plant. I'm pretty young for a guy in my position. With 28 years of age I was pretty successful and financially stable. But due to...
I was woken up by Gianna sucking my morning glory. I rubbed my eyes still half asleep as I realised this horny slut did not even wait for her boyfriend to wake up beside us. But the sucking and slurping sounds woke him up eventually. Me: Good morning Tommy. Looks like your girl here has no manners, or maybe she's so hungry she wanted my sausage breakfast....
A couple of days passed since I was inside Tommy's girlfriend. I made sure that he kept his job as we agreed. He was now more motivated at work and didn't mention what had happened between us at all. Occasionally he would stare at me when I wasn't looking and when I noticed he turned away blushing. I had a feeling he wanted a little bit of what I gave Gian...