Everybody loves the Homestar Runner. He is a terrific athlete. One day, the Homestar Runner happened upon a strange website. He decided that the first person he should share it with was his long-time rival/some-the-times friend, Strong Bad. And so he set off, tip-tapping away at his Arturo with a peculiar request. SB: "Check-a-check-a-E-mail, E-mail pie...
I was out in the garden naked as usual and feeling extremely horny I'd just stroked myself to a very pleasant orgasm when I heard the sound of a vehicle coming up the lane. With semen still dripping from my penis I walked down towards the house and watched as an unfamiliar car approached and turned into the farm yard, it was 10am and I certainly wasn't expec...
Author's Note: Please make sure you read part one to fully understand what is going on in this story. I have broken it up so that any particular chapter can be read with ease, but the story will make far more sense if read in order (I know, super obvious). To be completely honest, the length of part one was in part because I was unfamiliar with the submissio...
Here in lies a story told by Dirty Slut's Vagina, as only she can tell it. It is hoped that any further questions about Dirty Slut's intimate history be laid to rest with this story, and any further stories written by this Vagina later on. All human beings are born "A" Sensual, and innocent. Hi! I'm Dirty Slut's Vagina, or as some would say her Pussy, and o...
Author's Note: Again, there is a bit of flashbacks going on, some of the comments that I have read have figured out that this is multiple timelines running at the same time, there is a reason for this and it will soon end so please be a little more patient with me. One of the reasons that it takes me long to post one chapter after another is because I do rid...
Chapter 5: The Lady Captain's Year -- August -- September I have carried over the final few paragraphs from Chapter 4 for continuity. DS Taylor then stood and said: "Jack Adams I am arresting you on the suspicion of committing grievous bodily harm to your wife Sally Adams! You do not need say anything............. I hardly heard the rest of the caution....
The Meeting I sat in the Pavilion, waiting. I looked up at the atrium of rooms, the various carts scattered about, the maids pushing open doors to change the sheets, sniff the sheets and collect the pool for who had the most rooms with sex in them. The thought bounced around inside my head and I pulled my eyes down from those lurid heights and scanned the s...
Andrew sat on his couch, idly flipping through channels. His girlfriend Kira wasn't home yet, and if he had to guess why, it was likely because of her saving a busload of passengers on the suspension bridge. As he passed the news channel again, he saw another selection of footage of "Guardian" lifting the bus off the ground. Most people would expec...
Peg and I are pretty much your standard every day American couple with the possible exception of our sex life. It is pretty damn exceptional if I say so myself. I work for a pharmaceutical company doing research and drug design and Peg owns a franchised lingerie store at the local mall. We have a comfortable life. We have been married now for some 20 yea...
Chapter 4: Destination Nowhere © Sadie Rose 1999 (Gore Warning: The culmination of this story is 'still' [apologies to Laurel and Manu] a tad violent, so anyone with a nervous disposition and/or weak stomach should cut away before the last page. Sorry :I ) SIMON "Why didn't you fucking wake me?" Simon yelled at his boyfriend, and not for the first time,...