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Anthology

by WFEATHER on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

NaNoWriMo, National Novel Writing Month, is an interesting concept: write at least 50,000 words in thirty days or less, specifically during the month of November. With an average of 1,666.667 words per day required to remain on track to meet this goal, it truly is a test of quantity over quality. One of my resolutions for 2008 was to "win" NaNoWriMo, despi...

The Rose Manor Establishment

by Alternate Path on Apr 29, 2025

> This chapter is mostly background or a info dump about the world and the main focus of the story the Rose Manor, intended mostly for any potential contributors to use as a reference when writing their own chapters. This is my first time writing a story from beginning to end the whole way through, instead of small add-ons to other peoples stories. Any ti...

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Prabha’s Trainer

by tkoberon on Jun 2, 2020
Interracial Love

Ian unwrapped the sari from her body. "Here let me show you how to fold it properly," she said kindly. She was left standing in her blouse, tight about her bodice, and a pair of pink panties. "Yeah, the student turned teacher," he teased her gently, bringing a chuckle to her throat. He reached around her body and unzipped the blouse allowing it to be peel...

The human made of water

by Thehouseofweird on Jan 4, 2019
Science Fiction

The following few chapters are setting up the plot. Feel free to add on after the origin chapters are over... "Analyzing." A man over the speaker said aloud. His booming voice echoing throughout the room the subject was in. "Sir subject's vitals seem to be stable for now." A woman replied, worried about what would happen if their superior...

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No Future Ch. 55

by bradley_stoke on Sep 15, 2017
Novels and Novellas

LV Dance the Night Away Xiùlán 2081 Xavier pushed by and sidled past the other dancers to eventually reach Xiùlán who was swaying spasmodically from side to side to the pulsating rhythm. Like Xiùlán, his eyes were glazed over and his skin pasted with perspiration. He squeezed through the sweaty crowd to Xiùlán, took her waist between his hairy-backed hands,...

Frankie's Sexual Journey Ch. 01

by Gator1951 on Sep 14, 2020
Loving Wives

Prologue - This is my first attempt at erotic literature. Comments welcomed. The story is from the POV of the husband of a 42 year old wife/mother who was very content with her life. Things change when she is assigned to a project out of town. It is the first time she has lived totally independent and she finds the freedom intoxicating, add in a charismatic...

A Simple Trap

by Winterfrog on Sep 12, 2017
Loving Wives

Many thanks to Dennis for editing this story. * I had a feeling that something was different with my wife Caroline. Not much, but enough for a man who had known her for twelve years and been married for ten. Caroline and I, Lars Ekman has an average Scandinavian family with two children, seven years old boy and a five years old girl. We live in our own h...

Time

by battleking90 on Apr 22, 2025

Fried steak. Every time he woke up, his senses were overwhelmed with the smell of fried steak. "Lights on." The sudden yet expected blinding light made him groan and roll over. He missed the old fluorescent light bulbs, the low hum and significantly dimmer light compared to the new LED lights in his room. But the station commander wanted everything...

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Excel for Dummies

by simply_cyn on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire

Sean sat down at his computer almost heavily, dreading this part of the assignment in particular. He was never any good with these damned things and now he had to his hard-researched information into an Excel spreadsheet. He hadn't even used this particular program before. This was going to be just fucking great! Sighing, he booted up the machine and flippe...

Co-Worker Fantasy Pt. 09

by TheOldLady on May 7, 2019
Erotic Couplings

She smiled, excited by the attention. She reread the note "Peaches, I don't wrap things, but I saw this and I was THINKING about you and your train ride" She enjoyed knowing he thought of her when she wasn't around. The box was relatively lightweight and she didn't have any guesses on what could be inside. She shook it a little bit but that didn't help ei...