Welcome to The Celebrity Replacement Bureau or CRB for short. Here we have started an interesting (illegal) business that we think you might get a kick out of. We have been busy kidnapping celebrities from across the country in various walks of life, from Youtube Stars, to Hollywood Stars to Rock Stars to Politicians, we have the real deal here for you buy....
As John settled into his narrow seat, he hoped no one else would be filling the only seat next to him. It was already a small plane, but in order to cram two more seats and make more money, the airline removed the bathroom at the end of the plane, reasoning a plane of this size only needs one bathroom anyways, and put two seats where it used to be. This mean...
These are the stories of some very special girlfriends. Special in the sense that they are not like me and you. No, they might be aliens! Angels... or demons! Maybe they are slime creatures from another planet bent on invading earth? Futas bred by the military as part of an experiment? Fantasy creatures out of a D&D setting or love making Zombies? Men in...
Schreckschusswaffe? Check. Kabelbinder? Check. Sturmmaske? Check. Du hast deine wichtigsten Utensilien vorbereitet. Mit zitternden Händen schaltest du den PC aus. Das Bild der Dokumente scheint sich in den Desktop hineingebrannt zu haben, dann verschwindet es und lässt dich mit deinem Spiegelbild zurück. Es wird Zeit. Entweder jetzt oder nie, du kannst die g...
*Bang!* The front door slammed shut, rousing me suddenly from my sleep. Rubbing my eyes, I looked over at the alarm clock on my bedside table. It was displaying 1:37 am in dim red digits. I groaned to myself. This was the third time in the last fortnight my roommate Anna had woken me up after midnight. I didn't mind her coming home drunk - god knew it kept h...
You had lived a good life, one that any average person could be proud of. You had a well paying job, a loving family and both kids and grandkids to carry on your legacy. But at the moment, you don't seem to care about your legacy as you find yourself floating in a vast white space, various gray blotches intermixed in the white, giving it all a cloud like app...
Victoria's real secret? It isn't lingerie... Its crime-fighting supermodels! Like its Angels' modeling careers, the Victoria's Secret business is just a cover. Its real purpose? To bring bad guys to justice. The Victoria's Secret Angels are the organization's operatives. All of the Angels, old and new, are trained martial artists, sharpshooters and detective...
A couple of years ago, I took my wife and our two youngsters on a camping holiday to France. There we met up with a family who we’d met the year previously on a similar holiday and had booked to be at the same campsite together. The parents were older than my wife and I and had three kids, Rob 11, Emma 13 and Laura who had just turned 18. I had found Laura...
Are you horny? Are you wet? You’re so lucky. I never knew the value of a wet pussy till I started doing porn. It’s days like today, when I was lying on G’s bed, camera rolling and completely dry, that make me feel sorry for myself and for porn consumers everywhere. We wrapped, no orgasm, and I got back on the T to go home. My smeared slut make-up was magni...
The Lord God our perverted creator didn't actually rest on the 7th day, it masturbated. For some reason the church doesn't want you to know that god becomes a horny freak when its got the hormones coursing through its divine body and it decided to create a copy of the universe except for one small change; People were far more stretchy. Unknown to the people...