The night had fallen for a couple hours, and yet, Los Angeles was more dynamic than ever. The city was shining a thousand lights coming from its numerous buildings, and its population was living it's life, far from suspecting something terrible was coming their way. And yet, it was. You see, there are things humans have come to think impossible, because the...
TRAILER TRYST I feverishly fondled my frankfurter. From the opposite side of the trailer — in a matching La-Z-Boy — the white trash centerfold sat equally naked, watching two soap operas, a portion of Ellen, and the tail end of The View. All this, moments from the border of a "foreign" land. An 18 pound cat — improperly named Tiny — took a liking to my la...
"Hello," Mina said when she answered the slim white cordless on the kitchen counter. The highly polished Italian marble counters her mother had taken forever to pick out glittered in the sun coming from the window above the sink. "What's up?" Bryan said on the other end. Mina felt her heart rate increase and took a deep breath before she answered him. "I'...
The next night was the Grammys. J Lo had me drive her and Janet there and stay outside. I waited on them and finally after the show was over and they came out. There was a third woman with them this time as Mariah Carey was with them. I opened the door of the limo and they all three got in. I closed the door behind them and got in front. J Lo gave me a set...
"It's time for SEXY SITUATIONS!" The announcer's declaration caused the studio audience to give a wild cheer. The neon lights grew brilliant while the digital screens illuminated the stage with various colors. Five contestants appeared on stage and sat on five black stools as they waited for the arrival of the game's host. The announcer proclaimed, "And he...
San Francisco, the city by the bay. San Francisco held a special memory for me. I'd first met Blake Lively there when she did the movie "Dreamer". Since the city had always been known for a populace that came and went, often via the ocean, I suppose it was fitting that we'd had a whirlwind romance that ended when filming ended. I guess some cities are meant...
45 MINUTES EARLIER Taylor Swift and her A-list chums were gathered at the marble reception desk in the plush lobby of their 5-Star Nashville hotel, as a blonde receptionist named Jessica checked them into the penthouse suite. "OK, ladies, you're all checked in," Jessica announced; her manicured fingers clicking away at an iMac keyboard. "Here are your key...
"Nice tits, Victoria," one tweet read. "I want to lick those bumps on your nipples," said another perverted tweeter. "Quit lying, you took the pics you little whore," a middle-aged man tweeted. After the massive hacking of celebrity pictures on August 31, 2014, various celebrities in Hollywood were horrified to find private picture spread throughout the i...
Witches never die. Living forever, they are here now and are here to stay. ...And so is Satan. So, with witches all around us, just out of curiosity, who do you think is a witch today? If witches lived today, do you suspect anyone as being a witch? With them easy to identify in the way they looked more than 300 years ago, seemingly witches had a difficult t...
Thank God for Jenna Fischer, that girl knew how to please a man. Despite her own talents though, I can't help but feel a sense of pride knowing that I made her so horny. Why do I know this? Well, because she still sends me nude photos. I'm worried that the next time I see her, she might cream herself. I really developed a new swagger since the Jenna incident...