The night had fallen for a couple hours, and yet, Los Angeles was more dynamic than ever. The city was shining a thousand lights coming from its numerous buildings, and its population was living it's life, far from suspecting something terrible was coming their way. And yet, it was. You see, there are things humans have come to think impossible, because the...
I woke up in a daze and found myself in my school's nurse's office. The last thing I remember was feeling dizzy in the middle of class and then it was just a blur. "Ah, you're finally up. That's good." The elderly nurse, Mrs. Johnson said with the bedside manner of a crocodile, or just an old lady tired of kids faking sick to get out of tests reall...
"ARIES STARK MURDERED- AUTOPSY REVEALS POISONING." Rip Howard looked at the front cover of the brand new, hot off the press edition of 'celebrity skinz'. "Bullshit." he said to himself, reading over the article as he waited to see Hector Landon, head man in charge here at celebrity skinz and the only man that can make or break a reporter's career with the...
I'm a freak. You see, I have a fetish for motherhood - specifically young motherhood, the kind epitomized by bloated tummies and breastfeeding. I don't know where it began, especially since I feel no conscious attraction to my own mother. Sure, my obsession had to come from some dark part of my psyche - just look at the libraries of incriminating evidenc...
This is a pimptastic fuck parody series... It ain't real playa Superpimp 01 Star of this story : Shanna Moakler Family member in this story : My Cousin Kate Upton (Herself) I was waiting for my newest ho, former Miss USA Shanna Moakler. You see, pimpin' is my game. It's my life. I'm the 24kt gold plated, diamond daddy of the sex biz. They call me Superp...
Swagged Out Sex Parody "Mmmmmmmm...fuck me daddyyyyyyy...FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" My wife, porn queen Kelly Madison screams out. I grab her long blonde hair, pull it, smack her ass and pound that sweet and tasty, neatly trimmed, blonde pussy with full on pussy thumping power. The bed shakes and creaks wildly... my 14 inches of meat spreads and shreds that bl...
Here is some stuff that I wrote that made me laugh. Hope it does you, too [what the fuck does that mean?]. * I have a great-grandmother, still alive at 92 years old... but we're not close... I owe her money. My attorney wants me to "wait her out." I was a victim of identity theft not too long ago. But the guy turned himself in... He was afraid I'd ruin HI...
Susan becomes Justin Bieber's surrogate mother "And I sleep with my clothes on and you do too," she said. "Right?" "Okay," he said. Susan put his fifty-thousand dollar check in her purse and followed him to the master bedroom. His bedroom was nearly bigger than Colleen's entire apartment. She couldn't wait to tell Colleen what happened. She couldn't wait...
When Pamela returned from Dallas, she was all smiles in her greeting to her mother: "Wow Mom that was some present for my eighteenth birthday! I could not think of a better one. Thank you! Thank you! I had a blast. But my aren't you the sly one? I understand you have achieved some fame yourself amongst certain circles." Hannah blushed but she was not too p...
Characters: Donna Abondando Valerie Haywood Baldwin Jones Connie McDowell Greg Medavoy Kenisha This celebrity parody involves characters of the hit show “NYPD Blue”. No inference about their sexual preferences or activities should be drawn. For the purpose of this story, McDowell and Sipowicz are not married and she is not pregnant. The author is amazed...