"I'll do anything; just give me the answers to the quiz. Tom! Please?" I was desperate. I hadn't studied for this damned quiz. I completely forgot it was today and history wasn't my forte. I had heard through the grapevine that the guy to talk to in a desperate case like mine was Thomas G. Caine, an expert in borrowing the teachers' answer sheets, getting...
Fuck Parody Episode 01 : Finding James "Where do we find this fucking guy?" "I have a source that said, check out this bar... so... let's try here." "Whatever... I mean, what's so great about this guy? We're jumping through hoops for this guy... he better be worth it. He's a pervert and an ex con... why in the hell do the higher ups wanna do this? There'...
This is my first story. It's an older fella who is enjoying life who would always RATHER BE LUCKY THAN GOOD Nice summer morning in lovely Peachtree Corners Ga. In the Atlanta area everything is Peachtree something. Gonna be another hot one, here it was just 9:30 and already 85 with 95% humidity. Just walking back up the drive from getting the mail, I saw t...
Your name is David. You are a disgustingly skinny moron who has been a huge failure at life. You lost your job, you dropped out of college, and your semi attractive girlfriend broke up with you. Your head is shaved, your armpits stink and you have proven repeatedly throughout your life to have about as much common sense as a monkey. Like all men you have an...
The whole day had been on barrage on my nerves and senses, so I was ready to drink a few. The hard part proved to be finding a seat. I had to lap the building a couple of times till I found one. All empty seats were either reserved for later guest, taken, or just not for someone like me. It was a group of young Italians that I conned into letting me sit with...
It was another warm sunny day in Oklahoma. Chad left his dorm room ready to do the same thing he had done every day for the past week. Chad was spending the summer leading tours for incoming freshmen. To give you a little background on Chad, he is a 23 year old 5th year student at the university studying Communication. His brown hair, bright blue eyes, 175...
Ahhh, fair readers, the story continues. Again, no sex. Sorry. The next chapter will be the last. These people are really too strange to let hang around any longer. Cheers. Oh, yes. Some of the best comments I have received on any story I submitted were by some person named anonymous. I can't answer the questions if I can't find the person who asked. So, si...
Depression is Some stories on Literotica are hard to read. They may hit too close to home, or describe cruel or violent events, or contain so many errors that the reader is distracted from the narrative flow; No matter the cause, the reader is no longer willing to suspend disbelief (cf. Coleridge, Samuel Taylor). The story fails because the reader is no lon...
Keeping it simple... And freaky... Parody... Offensive, but fun... For perverted entertainment purposes only... It's fuck time, bitches... You ever freak a bitch while your sweet mama makes you breakfast? I did just now. My girl Rosario Dawson strolled her fine Puerto Rican ass into the kitchen all nude and shit... Except for her gold and diamonds FREAK ch...
As John settled into his narrow seat, he hoped no one else would be filling the only seat next to him. It was already a small plane, but in order to cram two more seats and make more money, the airline removed the bathroom at the end of the plane, reasoning a plane of this size only needs one bathroom anyways, and put two seats where it used to be. This mean...