I saw here a few weeks back that "Old Scratch" had written in with some more of his poisoned crap, and I figured I should set a few things straight. First of all "Old Scratch" ain't that old. He's a bullshitter from the getgo tho' and it shows. For example he sez he was there when Zeus raped Leda. Bwah. Leda's safe in Hades, now, where Scratch has no domi...
Nobody was paying attention as some foppish putz was droning on about the minutes of the last meeting. Hannah flitted about the crowd putting flyers in pockets without anyone noticing. Liddy had postulated that simply finding the flyers would be enough to get word out as they were discovered and was doing the same thing as Hannah. Cat had the job of standing...
[pre-story]Disclaimer: All Characters are 18+ Hello there, faithful readers! So, this is another personal project, a random idea that I may or may not continue writing, depending on the response it gets. It's a little silly, and quite possibly the story most densely-packed with puns, wordplay, and double-entendres that I've ever written. I'm quite pleased w...
He just had to get a craving for pizza in the middle of the night, when all the delivery services were down and done for the day. Really, it couldn't have waited until the next day, like any reasonable desire for food, nooo, he had to have pizza right now. Morgan continued his internal self-depreciating grumbling as he walked on the side of the road, checki...
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Once again I spent too much time setting up the story arc. Fair warning, no erotic scenes in part one. Trying to build up to a part two worth reading. Feedback welcome. Politely let me know if this story is weird, simply enjoy writing out ideas. Thanks! **** It happens without even trying. I became a instapic model overnight and I hated myself for it. To...
After breakfast the next morning, Arlon punishes me for cuming without his permission. It's not my place to point out that it's entirely his fault, so I take it in stride. "You could have wasted the conjuration you've been building," he admonishes as he spanks my ass red over his lap. When he finally finishes - 30 smacks total that he makes me count - I mo...
Katrina was typing in her chat room, nothing fun. A couple of her girlfriends from here and there and an immature guy trying to get her to cyber. She preferred talking about preferences and techniques than just empty sex chatter, usually punctuated with ‘I gotta go’ way too soon. Her friend Roxy32 on the other hand was a great chatter, energetic, fun to be w...
You woke up, your head spinning. Looking around you found yourself in a well lit but empty room. Suddenly a throne you did not notice before stood high and tall in front of you. Made of wood, it had elegant carvings resembling major events of past generations. You spot one that showed soldiers sitting in trenches armed with guns. In another, you recognized k...
Thanks to John Freer for most of the nifty ideas for this story; the un-nifty ones are mine. Appalling gaps in Homer's classical education {g} heroically filled by Felix Lance Falkon and Allison George's Encarta encyclopedia. Artie pitched in with some proofing of an early version, but is not responsible for remaining errors. Also, I have gotten some commen...