Boring. Totally pedestrian. That's the best way to describe this bank robbery. The same shrill scream of the customers, the same guns raised by security guards who finally get to do something, the same look of terror in their eyes when they are snatched away by thin air. They know who she is, they know what she's here for. They know what she can do. Guard an...
No one knows where it came from, but it spread across the multiverse. A strange force, filled with power. It was hard to explain but could be understood as the combining to two ideas made real. Evil is Sexy. Rule 63. That the force of evil are some how more sexually appealing then the forces of good. Also that no matter what, there is an inverse gender/sex v...
Author's note: This is version 3. I went back once to edit inconsistencies/continuity errors and really embarrassing editing mistakes, and now I've edited it so I don't have to retcon later on. I wrote the first of these purely as a one-off satire, then it grew while I wasn't looking. I've now worked out the rules of the world properly, so here's another ed...
"I did warn you." They weren't as I remembered; her prominent bosom looked so touchable: adorably pert and incredibly kissable. Her cheeky smile and mischievous grin were exactly as I recalled. I stared up into her eyes just as I did all those years ago. We weren't even teenagers then. She had a tree-house away from the prying eyes of our parents and she w...
The confrontation had not gone as the Fantastic Four had planned. They had saved She-Hulk from the slave pits, and Reed had freed his team from the devices of the Psycho-man. However, here he was King, and his powers seemed almost limitless. The villain stood watching as the team along with She-Hulk went about facing their utlimate fears. In each nightmare,...
"No way, no how", I said into the phone. I was talking to my friend Dustin. The summer before we entered college we were determined to make a hit movie, and had settled on making a parody of spy films. But we were running out of material and jokes. That's when Dustin had come up with the idea to make the villain a drag queen. And I was playing that villain....
"Have you ever wanted to be in a threesome?" Black Canary asked Tommy. They were lying on the bed in the Clocktower, Tommy on his back and Canary up on her elbow next to him. They had just finished a rather lackluster sexual encounter; Canary had initiated, blowing Tommy to get him hard, but then she hadn't seemed all that thrilled when he had climbed on top...
Stephanie Brown, in her new guise as Batgirl, sighed as she spied on the 3... not villains, that seemed to give them too much credit... scoundrels...? that were huddled around the pile of palettes that served as their meeting table. Through the skylight above, Stephanie had a great view of the action. Or would, if there was action. 'Being Batgirl isn't near...
"Ughhh...." Hurricane awoke with a grunt. His eyes flickered a moment then opened, realizing he was not where he last remembered. He looked around, his eyes searching wildly for any hints of where he was. He took in the room, it was dimly lit. Nothing strange in the room though. He pulled his arm forward and quickly looked up. "Huh?" came his gasp. He was ha...
"Jes stand still and take yer whuppin' like a man!" Prowl leaped back as the meaty fist of Spinebuster The Bionic Redneck swung in a heavy right hook, the former pro wrestler turned super villain growling and striding forward in his black t-shirt, sleeveless denim vest, worn blue jeans, and heavy tanker boots. "Not that it'll matter in a minute once Dirge ge...