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Eternity

by Will Bailey on Sep 13, 2017
Romance

Chapter 1 Since my wife left me, I’ve taken to having a few of an afternoon, so I stopped in at the Eternity on Queen Street West for a drink. It’s one of the last good “conversation bars” left in Toronto. I like a nice quiet place to have a sip. Like all the other musicians I know, I hate the canned music in most bars. It seems designed to interfere with m...

Nibblet Ch. 15

by badgirl298 on Sep 14, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Dawn came down the stairs to see two surly vampires staring at one another in their usual state of disgust and dislike. It wasn’t at all how she envisioned her morning. Actually, she’d expected to wake up in Spike’s arms and was disgruntled that she’d woken up alone. She’d planned on snuggling up to him and engaging in more of their playful pillow talk. “Daw...

The Werewolf Woman

by Prezzz on Aug 27, 2020
Fantasy

As you walk through the city with a sad expression on your face due to your breakup with a woman you thought you would spend the rest of your life with that just minutes ago cheated on you and the only thing you want right now is alcohol to wash your pain away with it. Once you reach the bar you you ask the bartender for some whiskey and and he notices the s...

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Opportunity

by Shioxus on Sep 4, 2019
Science Fiction

It turns out that when you die, you really do go to heaven. I didn’t turn into a ghost and get guided to the pearly gates, though. Nah. Instead I woke up on the floor, which was very hard and definitely not a nice fluffy cloud. It also wasn’t all bright and shiny. I think it was an apartment Don’t get me wrong, it was a pretty nice apartment. Spacious, full...

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Assassin Ch. 01

by Selene02 on Sep 13, 2017
Interracial Love

Lena woke up laying in a spacious king sized bed. The covers were made of silk and so were the pillowcases. She stretched slightly and rubbed the inside of her thighs sending an erotic chill down her spine. The sun shone through the partially open curtains, just enough to warm the bed up. Pulling back the covers she got up out of the bed. Her bikini briefs c...

Teresa Scalia Strikes Back!

by obo on Sep 12, 2017
Humor & Satire

Some time had passed since the events at the community theater. (Read the Tale of Mrs. Teresa Scalia) Summer had arrived and the weather had warmed. Both Barbara Anderson’s and Terri Scalia’s sons were on the town’s Little League team. Both mothers attended the games, but kept a diplomatic distance from each other. On the surface, things appeared to be calm....

A Little Break

by Miss.A.C on Nov 23, 2016
Amateur

You walk through the hallway between classes, still tired from waking up early and late night cramming for a test, lost in your own thoughts until— “SNAP OUT OF IT!”. Your best friend Mary looks at you worried, “are you still thinking about the ex?”. “No”, you quickly shout, “I’m over him now and besides I’m taking your advice from now on I’m gonna be a bitc...

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DJ & Jay Ch. 01-02

by helena_snow_renn on Sep 17, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Author's note: Yeah, yeah, celebs is tacky. But they're just people, highly desirable ones at that. I've tried to make more of my subjects than just eye candy, for, in fact and depending on your taste, they may not be. Please be aware that there is erotica but this story also includes other story elements. This author does not advocate unprotected sex, but h...

Stranded

by graceanne on Sep 17, 2017
BDSM

Deborah Hayes stalked over to the little plane that was scheduled to take her home. She was not having a good day; first she’d forgotten to set her alarm, then she missed her plane, and now she had to take this little rinky dinky plane. “Hi!” she called out to the man bent over the planes engine. “My name’s Deborah Hayes, I’m scheduled to be on the next fli...

Long Days, Long Nights

by Reggad on Sep 14, 2017
Fetish

Long Days, Long Nights It’s been over a year and a half since I submitted anything and I still can’t believe how many responses I still get. Hate to have kept ya’ll in suspense, but things for yours truly have been hectic. However, that does not mean that it has been lonely. Since I last wrote, I’ve completed my first degree and have begun working on my s...