NINJAS AND NIGHTS OUT The way of Shinobi demands the eye of the eagle, the stealth of the mongoose, the swiftness of the cheetah and the patience of the horse. Standing there in my black hooded keikogi and facemask, with my felt shoes and my crossed katana on my back, I was all of those things; as well as a little pissed off. Assuming an air of profound o...
Tracey stalked slowly behind her boyfriend, seeing him walk slowly along the path up to his house, wearing all black leather, a medieval warriors outfit, complete with a working sword and shield, but both of those less dangerous than the sword under the leather. Jumping onto his back, while he dropped his shield and rattled his sword, Tracey landed on Luke...
An eighteen year old boy was running away from a large red building. He was wearing a bright orange jumpsuit and green goggles on his head. He had blonde, spiky hair and bright blue eyes, with three whisker-like marks on each of his cheeks. His name was Naruto Uzumaki. His dream was to become the Hokage of the Village Hidden in the Leaves, but in order to do...
Win or lose, Lenny "quadzilla" Gallagher thinks tonight is the night he will propose to Bethany Alexandra Ritzer. He'll be competing on national TV in an episode of American Ninja Warrior. She doesn't know it yet. In fact, no one knows there will even be a proposal except the jeweler where he bought that near flawless two-carat rock, now sitting in a velvet-...
Your name is Shisui Uchiha. You are now eighteen years old and a senior attending the high school known as Konoha Jonnin Academy High (Konoha's middle school is called Konoha Chuunin Middle School and elementary being Konoha Genin Elementary school and so on) and this just so happens to be your graduating year. You pretty much are living a great life as a te...
Gordito looked up with relief as Dr. McNinja, his guardian and mentor, came trudging in, every step heavy with exhaustion as the good (most of the time) Doctor handed him a small, furry item. "Got you mustache back," McNinja informed him, whatever having happened the last three days having clearly wiped him out as he warned warily, "Don't lose...
{Part One, the Second Survivor} Born amongst the Uchiha Clan to the Legendary Lord Zaskuare Uchiha, an Immortal, who was the Only Son of Izuna Uchiha and the Younger Sister of Hashirama Senju, After your father's dissappearance the Third Hokage and your Maternal Uncle Kakashi Hatake Struck a deal with the Fourth Kazekage, Lord Rasa, to send you to the Hidden...
You flip on the TV to catch the latest episode of your favorite show. "Welcome to another exciting episode of Naked Ninja Warrior! I'm Charles Linton and as always, I'm joined by my partner in crime, Randy Valentine." "Glad to be here, Chuck." The two hosts of the show stand in front of a flashy red and blue background. Chuck is a polishe...
In this segment of reviews, I chose four films by mega-star Jenna Jameson. One can't deny Jenna's sexy eyes and all around cute nature (nor her tremendous fake cans), and her impact on the industry cannot be denied. However, I just don't think she's all that. I think it's because I keep waiting to see that one Jenna film that will blow me away. I haven't see...
Big Mama asked me: "Are you gonna have a problem with killing a friend of yours?" "Depends on which friend." "A Yakuza gang member on the management fast track." "It's not a woman, is it? I've got enough contracts out on me without the government getting in on the act." The Government of Greater Good frowns on killing females, but men are fair game. "C...